dodol hangus

it never ceases to amaze me how shitty microsoft is. they seem to always come up with crap. if something isnt unstable, then its bug problem. or just full of glitches. in general, so not practical.

jeez, people actually pay for your stuff, buat la elok-elok. ini macam hasil project student pulling all-nighter the night before due.

macam dodol hangus. no. macam taik.

to bill gates(or whoever that took over microsoft) and your minions - PERGI MATI, boleh?

desperate for no. 2

this have been an agonizing 5 minutes. EVER!

coz i need to go number 2. like, pronto!!!

but elly's in the shower. and knowing her, i might need to brace my anus for another 20 mins.

OHHHHHHHH THE AGONY!!

so hot that i drooled.

so hot ok. i dont get why i didnt know her earlier. *droooooooool.

and yes. you're welcome =)

Selamat Hari Raya, y'all.

p/s : im not gay. i just appreciate beauty =)

ol skul.

so 90s, i know. but hell, this was my jammmmm, man. when i was 12. hehe. but i still like it. feels kinda young too listen to this.

new show.

new show on cw. the vampire diaries. about vampires. and human. in high school. EUWWWW. sounds pretty much like twilight. only the book of vampire diaries were published WAAAY before twilight. sookie stackhouse too. meh, no news that meyer plagiarised.

anyhoo, another sucky show. 10 things i hate about you. OMIGED its such an insult. to heath ledger, joseph gordon levitt, julia stiles and... ermmm alex mack? hee cant seem to remember her name.

pretty bummed out. no more trueblood. no more weeds. no more entourage. no more hung. eh semua ni macam banyak nudity? hehehehehe. no but seriously.

well, here comes lame tv shows. gossip girls (and here comes 'omg! i like, TOTALLY love the show!', sori yati.), 90210 and some other tweenies gagging show.

sekali lagi mencantas opinion orang ramai.

hehe. kerana ramai sudah memberi review terhadap pixar's UP maka aku pon nak bagi review.

the first 10 minutes of the movie, member sebla da macam, 'this feels A LOT like an extended version of short animation.' dan aku terussss teringat satu short animation yang macam sungguhlah sebijik macam cerita ini.

by the end of the film, 

kodi : dude. x macam rip-off ke? 

shazo : the approach, the vibe its giving, they're pretty familiar. tapi x sure datang mana.

kodi : i thought it seems a lot like the oscar winning short animation rip-off.

shazo : woh. sebijik. SEBIJIK!! 

and i rest my case. puas hati sebab ada orang agree hehehehe. though takde la sampai habis, but still. VERY unoriginal.

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finally a movie that i enjoy.

District 9. go and see.

honestly at first i thought this is some lame alien movie. but oh well what the heck. as if all those movies that i've watched this whole year ever passed my bar. 

sorry ye, bar aku sangat tinggi jangan harap transformers lepas. harry potter is btw the new low. benjamin button? sile jangan cuba nak compare dengan forest gump. forest gump mantap. benjamin button is a snoozefest. erm setakat chick flick macam the proposal, he's not that into you, confessions of a shopaholic, twilight hahahahahah nak suruh aku download pon belum tentu aku mahu.

akhir kata, filem yang tak ada orang populer memang selalu underrated dan tidak diappreciate. tapi untung ada orang macam aku. kalau buat sequel District 9 konfem aku semangat pergi tengok (mungkin ada, sebab hanging je? unless die mau orang pikir buat konklusion sendiri. of which aku suka jugak. kalo aku jadik cikgu english ke, konfem2 aku suruh murid buat essay/presentation hahahahahahaha sebab tu aku tak jadik cikgu.)

lalalala. atau mungkin aku hardcore sci-fi. eh, twilight aku x heran pon?

people do these??

it used to be jenkem, now its vodka shots from tampons and anal beer bongs? and i thought they were all crap until i saw videos from youtube.

wow.

no sir, i dont mind them spikes.

am currently intensely considering of getting myself a hedgehog as a pet. i did research these whole 2 days. shouldnt differ much from other mammal pets.

found a couple of breeders around pj and kl. tapi manela logik kan nak usung landak naik turun kapal terbang bawak balik sana? nnti kene cari birth certificate, paspot la, health declaration blablabla germany sangat leceh ok. 

tapi nak cari breeder di germany lagi leceh. and i bet i'll be paying a lot more for it there than here.

so how? comel sangat ni. tak tertahan.

sexy ok.

lambat satu season. but i like this a lot sebab potrayal vampire adalah ideal dengan apa dalam kepala aku. (unlike suck-ass-twilight)

however my favorite thing about True Blood is the opening theme. 

sexiest. song. EVER.

p/s : if you ever feel like watching this, please dont do it in front of your parents. a lot of nudity/sex contents. and i mean, A LOT.

boo hoo.

i dont like seeing myself standing like this. from EVERY single angle, everything just seems SO wrong. 

how is it that its possible for a person to make worse decisions on a streak i dont know. decision-making skill just hits the skids, mannnn.

hmmmmmmmphh. so now i want to get away asap. THEN i'll take a step at a time. 

cause now i'm just jaded. 

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on a lighter note, barney didnt die. =))

we were worried like hell when he didnt jump around and did nothing when we gave him kuaci. usually he'd go bonkers over kuaci. then after a while we kinda noticed that he kept playing with his mouth. 

tengok-tengok dua batang gigi longga. esoknya tengok balik satu gigi da ilang tinggal sebelah longga hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. comel tak? he seemed like he was in pain. were planning to bring him to a vet tapi macam tak jumpa dalam google (boleh tak?). 

so shaz took a plyer and tried to take the other out. poor barney tangan-macam-t-rex-tak-seberapa-panjang tergapai-gapai sambil ekor pusing-pusing macam helikopter. bet he's in extreme pain because after that he kept on touching his mouth. so we let his tooth come out on its own. 

we had to smash his food in tiny bits so he can eat. now he's jumping around again. tapi kalau bagi kotak suruh gigit tak nampak hasil lagi hahahaha. macam baby. 

gamba zaman masih ada gigi. tula kauu orang letak pokok elok-elok jadi lawa villa korang, kau gigit sampai pokok jadi togel. sekarang gigi patah baru nak lembik-lembik manja-manja.

apparently i've been told that barney took after me. lembik. and nigga took after shaz. just because nigga's the strongest, athletic (the only who's interested in the running-wheel), well-tempered, paling besar dan sasa, and hardworking(eh macam slave pon ada hehehehehehehehe tak racist ok? tibak defensiv pulak.)

i say, pffffftt. he just wants all the credit. part hitam kau tanak mengaku pulak?

prince of persia bummer

when i found out that jake gyllenhaal is playing prince of persia, i went, 'er whaa-?'

i like him, seriously, but why him? he doesnt look persian or anywhere near prince of persia.

hello, anyone yang pernah main prince of persia mesti buat statement cam ni, 'inilah hero paling macho pernah aku encounter!' and i'm one of those people. because i can choose however i want to kill somebody. and hell yea, membunuh secara stealth adalah memberi suatu kepuasan yang teramat sangat.

so once again, hollywood will butcher one of the finest things out there. anyone seen legend of chun li?? what a piece a crap. aku sangat offended ok, sebab mase umur enam tahun dulu-dulu aku ade kolektion kad street-fighter hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. dan movie yang keluar macam buat aku sembelit je.

my point is, whyyyy do you have to kill everything i loikkkee?? 

however, hari ni bukak perezhilton. heh, check this out.

wow. he pulled it off. so now i'm all excited for the script and the potrayal of my personal Hero-Macho-Alam. hehe.

flood.

boleh tak flood page ni dalam satu hari?

sebab tade life.

ini duit buat belanja sampai balik melesia. kan aku dah kate, bank kering ok.

(so milo, amyan - aku gila lapar makanan sedap sekarang ok. plis make yourself available sesampainya aku di malaysia okes?)

moral story : selalulah menabung. kan sekarang ade bekap. walopon x seberapa (given that start from bulan feb), tapi €137 adalah berharga untuk aku. masih mampu kol asiawok, hehehehe.

eh tibak rasa malu. gila sikit aku menabung?

erm.

i givap. and setel for this.

korang tak payah gatal-gatal nak tekan rss feed ke contact ke. sebab tak pungsi. heheh sebab aku malas layan. heheheheheh sebab aku tak reti ok? *senget kepala sambil gulung-gulung hujung rambut.

sekarang buat bericht untuk schadensanalyse ye. next week mündlich one-on-one, so konpem aku menjawab soalan dengan soalan , 'wie bitte?' sambil terkebil-kebil.

oh reason tukar layout? sebab layout lama tu dah 3 tahun kot basinya.

apa? lagu bising?? hahaha saje aku biar bagi hidden. biar semua sakit hati.

kejap ye.

tunggu sat. template in progress.

i am a freaky pimp blabla.

this one is short. and kinda cute. so here goes.

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Tag 12 people.

i didnt do the whole title sebab layout ni bodo sket. halal lah.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[X] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ]Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[ ]Jeans = prep

[X]Pajamas = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy smile

[X]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on :

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[X]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who kissed

[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who cuddled with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on :

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[X]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = an orange

[ ]19 = a homo

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing :

[ ]White = because I love marijuana

[X]Black = because im sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I got dared

[ ]Gray = because I'm cool like that

[ ]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

there you go.

I'm a freaky pimp with a hot boyfriend who killed a lesbian because I'm sexaayy as hell.

eh? finally a tag that truly defines me. hehehe

12 people is a lot. idk. im just tagging:

1. yati

2. k.lisa

3. sonik

4. cupah

ntah. who else reads my blog? tapayah la ramai-ramai.

mungkin mati.

barneys sick. haven't seen him for about a week now.

he's not eating, not doing anything except laying around for these past few days. i bet he looks groggy all the time.

shaz said, he's prolly gonna die.

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nak nangis la aku kan. now i'm überemotional.

making it official.

its official. 

all my bras have expanded.

or i'm just getting thinner. hahahaHAHAHAH aku tau ini ayat keji.

but seriously, i cant go out and buy 30 new, smaller ones. hish.

transform jadi naga

hoh. time-time macam ni la aku mula nak menaga.

temperature : > 30° C

matahari : terik tak bule belah. 

exams : minggu depan.

dikala macam ni kan, tolong la jangan buat lawak spastik dengan aku ok. tangan aku rasa ringan je nak bagi penampa. tapayah nak risau pikir ko spastik ke tak, kain pelikat tak berdosa pon aku ade hati nak sirat-sirat biar hancur. tapi sebab bukan kain pelikat aku dan kalau aku sirat, nanti aku tade kain nak buat solat kat rumah orang, aku boleh tarik napas panjang jela.

cuba pikir, dalam satu hari kan, mandi 4 kali pon badan aku rasa melekit ok. nak duduk buat kerja tak senang, mana la aku tak HANGINNN

haaaaa kalau selama melepak dengan shazo dia kuat bebel, bila temperature naik 0.1°C lebih daripada 28°C die start senyap. sebab aku da start klua nafas api. cakap jela ape, semua tak kena. hoh, baru sekarang ko baik hati angkut 2 kipas letak depan muka aku? o dulu ko ingat ko sorang boleh bebel? haaaa ini aku dah pakai pakai suit naga, mintak maap golek-golek pon belum tentu ko terselamat tau? (motif over aku ni?)

oleh itu, sekarang aku melepet tak bergerak depan skrin komputer sebab tak boleh bergerak. nanti habis bahang naik balik. (hehe alasan orang malas)

kepada orang melesia : jangan nak buat lawak spastik kate hari-hari temperature >30°C and korang still rilek. nanti aku bagi flying kick.

sebab dok melesia aku tak heran. ada aircond aku boleh golek-golek buat adegan hindustan dalam bilik. naik kereta pon ade ekon jugak. masuk bangunan semua pon ada ekon ok. jangan nak temberang kata opis/lecture hall tade ekon ok.

sini macam cibai ok aku kene kayuh basikal 25min pegi kelas. 25min lagi balik kelas. masuk kelas bukankan ekon, kipas pon haram tak ada. gila saiko orang german ada blinds bukan nak turunkan, lagi kau mahu matahari kena kulit. habis ko pigmen rendah boleh dok 5 jam pon tak hitam-hitam. aku ni dah lahir macam puteri afrika, ko nak aku hitam macam manaaa lagiii HAHH JAWABBB CEPATT!!

sudahlah. lagi hangin aku karang.

coats and hallways

lized : tengok gamba ni haha muka bitter gila tadapat masuk gamba. eni la, bontot tak kasi can.

shazo : haha. there's nothing bitter bout that. looks more like this;

lized : hahahahahaha. too much.