Monday, 31 May 2010

girl crush.





well. more like an inspiration.

i've never seen any hijabi SO high fashion.

she converted 5 years ago, and while looking for a style that really suits her, she then started designing.

personally, i'm not really into her style. i cant pull it off. and a lot of people cant pull off the whole hijab+skirt/maxi dresses too. mostly nampak serabai. but she ROCKS it.

see, i think a lot of people misinterpret the word stylish. mainstream society defines FASHION=MONEY. which is extremely ridiculous. if you dont have a strong personal style, you're not stylish. you could buy the most expensive Betsey Johnson piece, but i mean come on. Betsey Johnson, really? Her designs give me headaches! jalan-jalan Berjaya Times Square boleh jumpe design sama, datang from China haha.

Take a look again at the pictures above. amazing what you can do with worn out calvin klein t-shirt, old cardigan, a simple skirt (of which she designed herself) and the right kind of makeup. a little accessorizing wouldnt hurt. fokus : a little.

merepek ok society sekarang. beli barang designer (esp yang bajetnye tak seberapa, tapi sebab faktor 'nak-jugak!', so beli jugak, tapi design gila huduh) lepas tu jalan-jalan muka perasan hensem habis. hish. why cant people realize, if you cant pull leggings/skinny jeans off, dont wear 'em. i used to wear skinny, but now i steer off it. (well, peha membesa.) the basic thing people should understand about fashion is its ALL about proportions. kalau pendek, pakai proportion elok, takde orang nampak kau pendek sangat. kalau gemuk, pakai proportions elok-elok, takla nampak kaki tu macam batang pokok pisang. kalau beli mahal-mahal, but it doesnt suit you, what good does it make? eh apsal aku tibe-tibe nak mengutuk orang ni?

sudah. makin tulis makin nak mengutuk. anyways, pictures are from http://www.stylecovered.com/. you guys might wanna check it out.



Saturday, 29 May 2010

wipe that smirk off your face.


I dont get the Bieber Fever.

He sounds (or sounded? dah pecah belum? x follow.) like a 10 year old girl with decent karaoke singing voice.

And its annoying to see him E-VE-RY-day on TV, Perez and Facebook.

Then came Charice Pempengco. Then this.





And now I'm like, baby baby baybeh uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh. With guitar on the lap and all.

Guilty as charged.

Heh.


Friday, 14 May 2010

solidworks meets dexter.


this is currently how i live. while watching reruns of dexter for the billionth time. never gets old.

aaanyways, aku baru tengok adamaya adela dalam 7 episod. hours of my time i could never get back. walaupun ade lisa surihani, but ooomahhhhgod that show sucks. lakonan tidak berkualiti, skript cikai, storyline - dont even get me started. blerghhh.

adamaya = one tree hill * 10.

(in case ade yang x reti maths, adamaya adalah saploh kali ganda hodoh drpd one tree hill, yang pada suatu masa dulu aku kene stop tengah2 cerita sambil jerit kemarahan sebab bodoh sangat. lepas tu delete previous seasons dan patahkan burned dvd one tree hill. )

speaking of quality meter, this is how i feel of current tv season ;

(Ratings system:
1 - tekan download pon x sanggup
2 - sambil tengok sambil jerit sambil drag lepas tu tekan stop
3 - boleh la takat nak tengok sambil makan
4 - eh aku suka
5 - if you enjoy this as much as i do, then we could be BFF )


Greys Anatomy - 1/2. ni kadang2 stop tgh jln, marah2, the next day baru sambung. doktor bodo2 belako.
Gossip Girl - blegh 2/1. serena van der woodsen baju ketat, low cut and skimpy short. one word comes to mind : stripper. just saying.
Two and a half Men - 3
Chuck - 3
Amazing Race - 3
Bones - 4/3
Dancing with the Stars - 4/3
Desperate Housewives - 4/3
Fringe - 4/3
Survivor - 4
Glee - 4
Breaking Bad - 4
Spartacus - 5
How I Met Your Mother - 5

now im waiting on true blood (promo posters mcm cikai gila), dexter (rating 10!! heh.) and weeds.

oh. bout spartacus. i know ramai perempuan bogel lalulalang kat background. at first rasa macam tengok porno ape je. but as the plot thickens, it really doesnt seem to bother me anymore. macam, eh, ntah2 memang betul pon romans/capuans hidup macam ni. anyways, at least it has a very strong storyline.


conclusion : friendlist dalam fb x boleh pakai. taste masuk longkang. sekian.


Tuesday, 9 February 2010

allergik dengan programming.


informatik paper was..ikghhh!! eh geli ok nak jawab. the idea of deciding to take informatik as the last paper completely eludes me. o yeah. because i thought i would end up with AWESOMENESS if i devout the whole sem only taking 2 papers. boy, was i wrong. should've kept paper senang yang menghafal-hafal. satu sem joli, satu weekend hafal. kemudian 1,0. hahah.

lets just hope i get 50/100. then i could start my BA.

gamba di bawah tidak berkenaan dengan entry terbaru..


i wish you guys were bigger. boleh guling-guling bersama, dok?






Monday, 1 February 2010

lil niece, mary soo.


heres a quickie.

to those who kept asking bout my 1st (not-so) new niece. born around the time i was back in malaysia for summer hols.

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maryam soo binti zefferi soo. 6 months? 5 months now? erm i lost track.

she has more hair than me demmit! and yes. thats a laundry basket.

now back to stupid stupid setooopid programming paper. the one and the most hated engineering subject i've ever encountered. sensorics and microcontroller seemed kacang goreng compared to programming. but hey, at least this is my final and last paper. then BA and bye germany. bak kata heidi klum. auf wiedersehen!

Friday, 1 January 2010

now its sugar, spice and everything nice.


i wouldnt give a damn normally on new year eves/new years. but.

2009 has definitely been a struggle. emotionally, physically, intellectually, financially and socially.

couple of last versuchs, attempts to straighten my life, that stupid car accident that costs me +700€, frictions with people who matter the most, eating disorder(mostly contributed by kemalasan nak masak), moving into new apartment, blablabla.

with the most second guesses, this is by far the most humbling year.

so i'm glad. that these are over. leaving dysfunctionality behind.

2010 should be good.

now i need to find money.

World Cup 2010, you just wait for me. South Africa, here i come!!




Friday, 18 December 2009

get rid of them, will ya?


wassap with twilight, seriously??

they are as annoying as miley cyrus, jonas brothers and fb quizes. god, the last one was a HORRIBLE phase.

mediocre talent if not shitty and they're not even good-looking. like amyan said, it has NOTHING to do with vampires whatsoever. so,

MOVE ALONG, PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE.

Friday, 11 December 2009

death and the newbies.


WARNING : picspam. of tikus.

name of deceased : homer
cause of death : suspected excessive intake of banana cake, causing poor digestion
time of death : 10-ish pm, 24th Nov 2009

what they should look like when they're happy :



few hours before death :


Fact : he usually cant stand being in my hand, that little escape artist. when he suddenly laid still on my hands, thats when we know that there was something wrong going on.

few days after he died, the rest of the clan seemed pretty quiet. we read on the net, usually when a gerbil of a clan dies, some could get depressed.

sooooo, we decided to buy THREE more. =)


Newbie No.1 : Calit (sebab badan bercalit kaler hitam. macam kene celup marker pen.)


Newbie No.2 : Putih (tido mati ok. has the worse animal instinct ever.)


Newbie No.3 : Peppa (as in Salt n Pepper)

when everyone get together :



awwww. i like this pic of the bunch.


p/s : excuse the serabutness of the cage. they bite on boxes and newspapers, thus the homeless looking.. ermm. home.

Friday, 13 November 2009

dodol hangus


it never ceases to amaze me how shitty microsoft is. they seem to always come up with crap. if something isnt unstable, then its bug problem. or just full of glitches. in general, so not practical.

jeez, people actually pay for your stuff, buat la elok-elok. ini macam hasil project student pulling all-nighter the night before due.

macam dodol hangus. no. macam taik.

to bill gates(or whoever that took over microsoft) and your minions - PERGI MATI, boleh?

Monday, 5 October 2009

desperate for no. 2


this have been an agonizing 5 minutes. EVER!

coz i need to go number 2. like, pronto!!!

but elly's in the shower. and knowing her, i might need to brace my anus for another 20 mins.



OHHHHHHHH THE AGONY!!

Saturday, 26 September 2009

so hot that i drooled.





so hot ok. i dont get why i didnt know her earlier. *droooooooool.



and yes. you're welcome =)

Selamat Hari Raya, y'all.


p/s : im not gay. i just appreciate beauty =)

Sunday, 13 September 2009

ol skul.






so 90s, i know. but hell, this was my jammmmm, man. when i was 12. hehe. but i still like it. feels kinda young too listen to this.

Saturday, 12 September 2009

new show.


new show on cw. the vampire diaries. about vampires. and human. in high school. EUWWWW. sounds pretty much like twilight. only the book of vampire diaries were published WAAAY before twilight. sookie stackhouse too. meh, no news that meyer plagiarised.

anyhoo, another sucky show. 10 things i hate about you. OMIGED its such an insult. to heath ledger, joseph gordon levitt, julia stiles and... ermmm alex mack? hee cant seem to remember her name.

pretty bummed out. no more trueblood. no more weeds. no more entourage. no more hung. eh semua ni macam banyak nudity? hehehehehe. no but seriously.

well, here comes lame tv shows. gossip girls (and here comes 'omg! i like, TOTALLY love the show!', sori yati.), 90210 and some other tweenies gagging show.


Tuesday, 1 September 2009

sekali lagi mencantas opinion orang ramai.


hehe. kerana ramai sudah memberi review terhadap pixar's UP maka aku pon nak bagi review.

the first 10 minutes of the movie, member sebla da macam, 'this feels A LOT like an extended version of short animation.' dan aku terussss teringat satu short animation yang macam sungguhlah sebijik macam cerita ini.

by the end of the film, 

kodi : dude. x macam rip-off ke? 

shazo : the approach, the vibe its giving, they're pretty familiar. tapi x sure datang mana.

kodi : i thought it seems a lot like the oscar winning short animation rip-off.

shazo : woh. sebijik. SEBIJIK!! 

and i rest my case. puas hati sebab ada orang agree hehehehe. though takde la sampai habis, but still. VERY unoriginal.



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Saturday, 22 August 2009

finally a movie that i enjoy.


District 9. go and see.

honestly at first i thought this is some lame alien movie. but oh well what the heck. as if all those movies that i've watched this whole year ever passed my bar. 

sorry ye, bar aku sangat tinggi jangan harap transformers lepas. harry potter is btw the new low. benjamin button? sile jangan cuba nak compare dengan forest gump. forest gump mantap. benjamin button is a snoozefest. erm setakat chick flick macam the proposal, he's not that into you, confessions of a shopaholic, twilight hahahahahah nak suruh aku download pon belum tentu aku mahu.

akhir kata, filem yang tak ada orang populer memang selalu underrated dan tidak diappreciate. tapi untung ada orang macam aku. kalau buat sequel District 9 konfem aku semangat pergi tengok (mungkin ada, sebab hanging je? unless die mau orang pikir buat konklusion sendiri. of which aku suka jugak. kalo aku jadik cikgu english ke, konfem2 aku suruh murid buat essay/presentation hahahahahahaha sebab tu aku tak jadik cikgu.)


lalalala. atau mungkin aku hardcore sci-fi. eh, twilight aku x heran pon?



Thursday, 20 August 2009

people do these??



it used to be jenkem, now its vodka shots from tampons and anal beer bongs? and i thought they were all crap until i saw videos from youtube.

wow.





Sunday, 16 August 2009

no sir, i dont mind them spikes.


am currently intensely considering of getting myself a hedgehog as a pet. i did research these whole 2 days. shouldnt differ much from other mammal pets.

found a couple of breeders around pj and kl. tapi manela logik kan nak usung landak naik turun kapal terbang bawak balik sana? nnti kene cari birth certificate, paspot la, health declaration blablabla germany sangat leceh ok. 

tapi nak cari breeder di germany lagi leceh. and i bet i'll be paying a lot more for it there than here.





so how? comel sangat ni. tak tertahan.


Tuesday, 21 July 2009

sexy ok.


lambat satu season. but i like this a lot sebab potrayal vampire adalah ideal dengan apa dalam kepala aku. (unlike suck-ass-twilight)

however my favorite thing about True Blood is the opening theme. 

sexiest. song. EVER.




p/s : if you ever feel like watching this, please dont do it in front of your parents. a lot of nudity/sex contents. and i mean, A LOT.

Monday, 20 July 2009

boo hoo.


i dont like seeing myself standing like this. from EVERY single angle, everything just seems SO wrong. 

how is it that its possible for a person to make worse decisions on a streak i dont know. decision-making skill just hits the skids, mannnn.

hmmmmmmmphh. so now i want to get away asap. THEN i'll take a step at a time. 

cause now i'm just jaded. 

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on a lighter note, barney didnt die. =))

we were worried like hell when he didnt jump around and did nothing when we gave him kuaci. usually he'd go bonkers over kuaci. then after a while we kinda noticed that he kept playing with his mouth. 

tengok-tengok dua batang gigi longga. esoknya tengok balik satu gigi da ilang tinggal sebelah longga hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. comel tak? he seemed like he was in pain. were planning to bring him to a vet tapi macam tak jumpa dalam google (boleh tak?). 

so shaz took a plyer and tried to take the other out. poor barney tangan-macam-t-rex-tak-seberapa-panjang tergapai-gapai sambil ekor pusing-pusing macam helikopter. bet he's in extreme pain because after that he kept on touching his mouth. so we let his tooth come out on its own. 

we had to smash his food in tiny bits so he can eat. now he's jumping around again. tapi kalau bagi kotak suruh gigit tak nampak hasil lagi hahahaha. macam baby. 


gamba zaman masih ada gigi. tula kauu orang letak pokok elok-elok jadi lawa villa korang, kau gigit sampai pokok jadi togel. sekarang gigi patah baru nak lembik-lembik manja-manja.


apparently i've been told that barney took after me. lembik. and nigga took after shaz. just because nigga's the strongest, athletic (the only who's interested in the running-wheel), well-tempered, paling besar dan sasa, and hardworking(eh macam slave pon ada hehehehehehehehe tak racist ok? tibak defensiv pulak.)

i say, pffffftt. he just wants all the credit. part hitam kau tanak mengaku pulak?




Saturday, 18 July 2009

prince of persia bummer


when i found out that jake gyllenhaal is playing prince of persia, i went, 'er whaa-?'

i like him, seriously, but why him? he doesnt look persian or anywhere near prince of persia.

hello, anyone yang pernah main prince of persia mesti buat statement cam ni, 'inilah hero paling macho pernah aku encounter!' and i'm one of those people. because i can choose however i want to kill somebody. and hell yea, membunuh secara stealth adalah memberi suatu kepuasan yang teramat sangat.

so once again, hollywood will butcher one of the finest things out there. anyone seen legend of chun li?? what a piece a crap. aku sangat offended ok, sebab mase umur enam tahun dulu-dulu aku ade kolektion kad street-fighter hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. dan movie yang keluar macam buat aku sembelit je.

my point is, whyyyy do you have to kill everything i loikkkee?? 

however, hari ni bukak perezhilton. heh, check this out.



wow. he pulled it off. so now i'm all excited for the script and the potrayal of my personal Hero-Macho-Alam. hehe.

 

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