Friday, 25 June 2010

LOST


kljndibjnqskm qpsa,a.

sakit hati layan lost enam season.

ending gila bodo. konon-konon kene 'read between the lines'.

ala-ala budak buat karangan ending '...kemudian saya terjaga daripada mimpi'.

the fuck man. aku kupas sebanyak mana pon, takde logical/poetic explanation yang boleh satisfy the whole ordeal.

kesimpulan : writer gila pemalas, suka main tipu. explain sikit-sikit, lepas tu lepas tangan. kemudian lost fanatics yang perasan-bagus kupas satu-satu, dan label orang yang complain tidak intelligent. padahal kalau kau duduk depan aku konfem semua bende yang kau kupas, aku boleh cantas dengan senang lenang.

baik aku layan fringe. ptui!

Thursday, 24 June 2010

cam cibai, boleh?


Tak tido malam, pasal mau buat thesis kaw-kaw. So harini tak mandi kelam kabut nak jumpe prof (oi aku mandi after tengok Deutschland-Ghana pastu tak tido so tak busuk eh). Turun from tingkat 4, letak punggung atas seat basikal, kayuh serta-merta! Basikal. jalan. 3. inci. SAHAJA. Sambil bunyi prootttt preettt prottt pretttt. Tayar pancit. Bukan kes pancit manja-manja eh. Ini memang leper tahap tiub-tiub tu sekali nak tercabut dah.

Elly ada cerita, berapa hari lepas, die balik from doing groceries, neighbour iranian and minah nigga depan rumah (french kot if not aprika) bergaduh sakan depan entrance building kitorang.

Diorang gaduh pasal hak parking basikal dalam building. Building ni kecik gila, so isle nak lalu-lalang ade certain orang simpan basikal. Minah nigga ni nak parking basikal dalam building, tapi mamat iranian ni tak bagi. (bodoh jugak la debate ni, sebab mamat ni dan bini die simpan basikal dalam building).

Nigga : Apahal x boleh parking sini, padahal tempat ni kosong??

Iran : Mana boleh. Habis nanti orang yang selalu parking sini balik nanti, die nak parking mana?

Nigga : Parking lua a. Apahal lak nak claim tu hak die? Apahal die boleh parking dalam, aku tak boleh? Aku tau, ni sebenanya tempat bini kau kan?? (Sambil tunjuk-tunjuk Elly ngahahahaha tibe-tibe die boleh jadik bini orang)

Dan bende yang sama diulang-ulang dengan intonasi yang berlainan. Elly try masuk campur, tapi sempat cakap, 'Nein...-' terus nigga ni bambu semua orang. Malas layan, terus naik. Tengah² daki tingkat 4 boleh pulak basikal aku yang jadik topik gaduh.

Eh, apahal nak libatkan basikal aku. Basikal aku tu tu boleh buat eklan tahan 4 musim ok. Time winter dulu aku tengok basikal aku seketul je lone ranger kat luar tu. Panas hujan salji tornado basikal akuuuu jugak kat luar sorang-sorang. Tu yang bengkang bengkok kene tiup angin. Habis lampu, basket aku rosak bagai. Tibak jadik bahan gaduh. Hish.

Anyways, the next day of perang nigga vs iranian, elly tengok tayar die pancit. Gelak-gelak, cakap 'Ade orang sabotaj beskal aku ke?'.

Semalam masa aku nak parking tempat usual aku, ade satu basikal monopoli space. So aku himpit-himpit a, so that muat 2 basikal terus.

Harini, tayar nak tercabut dah. Kebetulan?

3 inci je boleh jalaaaan, ok? Kene call Hegerfeld, postphone termin. Tak makan, tak tido, tak mandi, kene jalan 5km dengan notebook 5kg dalam cuaca gila babi panas bawak basikal pergi repair, pergi sekolah.

Motherfucker.

7 keturunan sapaaa aku nak sumpah ni cepaaaat jawab!!!

On the way balik rumah, laptop jatuh. Naik tingkat 4, only to realize phone hilang.

Cam babi x?

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

thank god for the invention of ziplock vaccum bags!


from this ;



to this ;




easy peasy lemon squeezy.


...






syok kot layan gosip fasha sanda. huahua.










Sunday, 20 June 2010

spot on.





watak yang die bawak - spot on. *tepuk tangan.

=)

(aku pon x kenal siapa orang yang terlibat.)


Friday, 18 June 2010

word of the day.




Main Entry: prosumer 2
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a professional consumer, a person who takespride in buying high-quality items after research
Etymology: combination of 'professional' + 'consumer'



yes, i am. =)


Thursday, 10 June 2010

pretty little liars.



new series on abc.

saw the pilot. resembles a lot like sorority row. but they're in high school.

all in all, its pretty lame.

however, fans of gossip girl and vampire diaries will prolly dig this.

you know who you are, so knock yourself out!!



Tuesday, 8 June 2010

teaser.


Saturday, 5 June 2010

the recommendation.


ughh. i'm highly offended by this.

who would want to be in THOSE groups??

so lame. pfft.



Thursday, 3 June 2010

pujaanku.




i really want this. like, really, really, really, really want this.

but i bought this instead. (because i'm just way more practical that way.)


plus all the accessories. but without the kit lens (18-55mm IS). lets face it, its one useless lens.

aaaaanyhoo sekarang bank kontang.

so, i need to go back home pronto. and learn how to sew. and sew 50 of those instead =)



Wednesday, 2 June 2010

mary soo #2


can't wait to finish up stuff here.

then go back home to this. =)




Monday, 31 May 2010

girl crush.





well. more like an inspiration.

i've never seen any hijabi SO high fashion.

she converted 5 years ago, and while looking for a style that really suits her, she then started designing.

personally, i'm not really into her style. i cant pull it off. and a lot of people cant pull off the whole hijab+skirt/maxi dresses too. mostly nampak serabai. but she ROCKS it.

see, i think a lot of people misinterpret the word stylish. mainstream society defines FASHION=MONEY. which is extremely ridiculous. if you dont have a strong personal style, you're not stylish. you could buy the most expensive Betsey Johnson piece, but i mean come on. Betsey Johnson, really? Her designs give me headaches! jalan-jalan Berjaya Times Square boleh jumpe design sama, datang from China haha.

Take a look again at the pictures above. amazing what you can do with worn out calvin klein t-shirt, old cardigan, a simple skirt (of which she designed herself) and the right kind of makeup. a little accessorizing wouldnt hurt. fokus : a little.

merepek ok society sekarang. beli barang designer (esp yang bajetnye tak seberapa, tapi sebab faktor 'nak-jugak!', so beli jugak, tapi design gila huduh) lepas tu jalan-jalan muka perasan hensem habis. hish. why cant people realize, if you cant pull leggings/skinny jeans off, dont wear 'em. i used to wear skinny, but now i steer off it. (well, peha membesa.) the basic thing people should understand about fashion is its ALL about proportions. kalau pendek, pakai proportion elok, takde orang nampak kau pendek sangat. kalau gemuk, pakai proportions elok-elok, takla nampak kaki tu macam batang pokok pisang. kalau beli mahal-mahal, but it doesnt suit you, what good does it make? eh apsal aku tibe-tibe nak mengutuk orang ni?

sudah. makin tulis makin nak mengutuk. anyways, pictures are from http://www.stylecovered.com/. you guys might wanna check it out.



Saturday, 29 May 2010

wipe that smirk off your face.


I dont get the Bieber Fever.

He sounds (or sounded? dah pecah belum? x follow.) like a 10 year old girl with decent karaoke singing voice.

And its annoying to see him E-VE-RY-day on TV, Perez and Facebook.

Then came Charice Pempengco. Then this.





And now I'm like, baby baby baybeh uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh. With guitar on the lap and all.

Guilty as charged.

Heh.


Friday, 14 May 2010

solidworks meets dexter.


this is currently how i live. while watching reruns of dexter for the billionth time. never gets old.

aaanyways, aku baru tengok adamaya adela dalam 7 episod. hours of my time i could never get back. walaupun ade lisa surihani, but ooomahhhhgod that show sucks. lakonan tidak berkualiti, skript cikai, storyline - dont even get me started. blerghhh.

adamaya = one tree hill * 10.

(in case ade yang x reti maths, adamaya adalah saploh kali ganda hodoh drpd one tree hill, yang pada suatu masa dulu aku kene stop tengah2 cerita sambil jerit kemarahan sebab bodoh sangat. lepas tu delete previous seasons dan patahkan burned dvd one tree hill. )

speaking of quality meter, this is how i feel of current tv season ;

(Ratings system:
1 - tekan download pon x sanggup
2 - sambil tengok sambil jerit sambil drag lepas tu tekan stop
3 - boleh la takat nak tengok sambil makan
4 - eh aku suka
5 - if you enjoy this as much as i do, then we could be BFF )


Greys Anatomy - 1/2. ni kadang2 stop tgh jln, marah2, the next day baru sambung. doktor bodo2 belako.
Gossip Girl - blegh 2/1. serena van der woodsen baju ketat, low cut and skimpy short. one word comes to mind : stripper. just saying.
Two and a half Men - 3
Chuck - 3
Amazing Race - 3
Bones - 4/3
Dancing with the Stars - 4/3
Desperate Housewives - 4/3
Fringe - 4/3
Survivor - 4
Glee - 4
Breaking Bad - 4
Spartacus - 5
How I Met Your Mother - 5

now im waiting on true blood (promo posters mcm cikai gila), dexter (rating 10!! heh.) and weeds.

oh. bout spartacus. i know ramai perempuan bogel lalulalang kat background. at first rasa macam tengok porno ape je. but as the plot thickens, it really doesnt seem to bother me anymore. macam, eh, ntah2 memang betul pon romans/capuans hidup macam ni. anyways, at least it has a very strong storyline.


conclusion : friendlist dalam fb x boleh pakai. taste masuk longkang. sekian.


Tuesday, 9 February 2010

allergik dengan programming.


informatik paper was..ikghhh!! eh geli ok nak jawab. the idea of deciding to take informatik as the last paper completely eludes me. o yeah. because i thought i would end up with AWESOMENESS if i devout the whole sem only taking 2 papers. boy, was i wrong. should've kept paper senang yang menghafal-hafal. satu sem joli, satu weekend hafal. kemudian 1,0. hahah.

lets just hope i get 50/100. then i could start my BA.

gamba di bawah tidak berkenaan dengan entry terbaru..


i wish you guys were bigger. boleh guling-guling bersama, dok?






Monday, 1 February 2010

lil niece, mary soo.


heres a quickie.

to those who kept asking bout my 1st (not-so) new niece. born around the time i was back in malaysia for summer hols.

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maryam soo binti zefferi soo. 6 months? 5 months now? erm i lost track.

she has more hair than me demmit! and yes. thats a laundry basket.

now back to stupid stupid setooopid programming paper. the one and the most hated engineering subject i've ever encountered. sensorics and microcontroller seemed kacang goreng compared to programming. but hey, at least this is my final and last paper. then BA and bye germany. bak kata heidi klum. auf wiedersehen!

Friday, 1 January 2010

now its sugar, spice and everything nice.


i wouldnt give a damn normally on new year eves/new years. but.

2009 has definitely been a struggle. emotionally, physically, intellectually, financially and socially.

couple of last versuchs, attempts to straighten my life, that stupid car accident that costs me +700€, frictions with people who matter the most, eating disorder(mostly contributed by kemalasan nak masak), moving into new apartment, blablabla.

with the most second guesses, this is by far the most humbling year.

so i'm glad. that these are over. leaving dysfunctionality behind.

2010 should be good.

now i need to find money.

World Cup 2010, you just wait for me. South Africa, here i come!!




Friday, 18 December 2009

get rid of them, will ya?


wassap with twilight, seriously??

they are as annoying as miley cyrus, jonas brothers and fb quizes. god, the last one was a HORRIBLE phase.

mediocre talent if not shitty and they're not even good-looking. like amyan said, it has NOTHING to do with vampires whatsoever. so,

MOVE ALONG, PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE.

Friday, 11 December 2009

death and the newbies.


WARNING : picspam. of tikus.

name of deceased : homer
cause of death : suspected excessive intake of banana cake, causing poor digestion
time of death : 10-ish pm, 24th Nov 2009

what they should look like when they're happy :



few hours before death :


Fact : he usually cant stand being in my hand, that little escape artist. when he suddenly laid still on my hands, thats when we know that there was something wrong going on.

few days after he died, the rest of the clan seemed pretty quiet. we read on the net, usually when a gerbil of a clan dies, some could get depressed.

sooooo, we decided to buy THREE more. =)


Newbie No.1 : Calit (sebab badan bercalit kaler hitam. macam kene celup marker pen.)


Newbie No.2 : Putih (tido mati ok. has the worse animal instinct ever.)


Newbie No.3 : Peppa (as in Salt n Pepper)

when everyone get together :



awwww. i like this pic of the bunch.


p/s : excuse the serabutness of the cage. they bite on boxes and newspapers, thus the homeless looking.. ermm. home.

Friday, 13 November 2009

dodol hangus


it never ceases to amaze me how shitty microsoft is. they seem to always come up with crap. if something isnt unstable, then its bug problem. or just full of glitches. in general, so not practical.

jeez, people actually pay for your stuff, buat la elok-elok. ini macam hasil project student pulling all-nighter the night before due.

macam dodol hangus. no. macam taik.

to bill gates(or whoever that took over microsoft) and your minions - PERGI MATI, boleh?
 

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