anyways. the long overdue tag. 25 random facts. (chupah i'm giving you extra 15)
1) when i was younger i used to swim and sing AND think that i'm ariel. buahahahaah.
2) i used to swim twice a week back home. now i'm lucky if i even get to go anywhere near a swimming pool.
and with this i am determined to get my own indoor infinity pool. bet no one has ever done that.
3) i wanna have my own ride and place by 24 with my own cash, but that ain't happening yawl.
4) sooo can't stand tackiness. tacky people just rub me the wrong way.
5) can't. get. enough. of moonlight sonata 3rd movement.
6) boxers are comfortable to sleep in.
7) there's this extremely strong urge to move EVERY single fibre in my body if i catch Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry and Just Dance by Lady GaGa on any stereo. yes. even when i bowl.
8) once in upper primary i cut my own hair like nick fucking carter just because i liked him so much. i even shaved my sideburn. you see, i wasn't much of a tasteful person back then. god he's fugly.
9) i had 3 primary schools. so the only thing that helped me to cope with nervousness was talking to myself telling its gonna be alright. cause the whole thing introducing yourself in front of a crowd that knows each other is pretty damn nerve-racking.
so moving up to high school i was kinda pro introducing myself in front of a crowd (being in 2nd intake and stuff). but the thing is, i never got rid the talking to myself thingy. mase f1 jatuh tergolek tangga depan bilik rec blok AB dengan horrornya masa weekend in front of f5s. i stood up, covered my face, tapi cakap dengan kuat 'MALUnya malunya malunyaaaaa'. what the hell is the point of covering my own face then?
10) my ambition from std1 to std6 varies from being a lawyer, a teacher, a stewardess, and an astronomer. i still don't know what i wannabe. professional skydiver boleh?
11) i'm accident prone. i could only reason it with having the worse body coordination. ever. however a friend said it doesn't make sense since i can swim, inline skate and dance. and i pick things up real quick. like pingpong and video games.
so i'm a paradox apparently.
12) i stop breathing in a lift full of people. i breath in only when the door slides open.
13) i think i'm pretty gay for a straight person. cause i like to check girls out rather than guys.
14) i hate fucking scrawny japanese guys yang langsung tiada kemachoannya yang dipuja ramai perempuan melayu. i don't get it. what ever happened to manly men like takuya kimura and takashi sorimachi? don't they make guys like that anymore?
but well, good to know i fall into the category dimana i have less competish when it comes to guys.
15) i'm a boyfriend virgin. no yati. there is no half-virgin. relationship has nothing like BJs. and i'll be 23 in less than a month. i'm not sure if i should be proud or feel pathetic.
keep this up i'll end up sitting home alone listening to All By Myself. no wait. that just happened like, 10 hours ago.
16) dimitri (anastasia) was my major cartoon crush. he's all that yawl.
17) i read Perez Hilton EVERYDAY. its like, my daily dosage. yeah, i'm just vain that way.
18) i own every single book that Neil Gaiman has ever written. except The Graveyard. and i have a couple of his comic books too.
19) my sri lankan building keeper is such a scumbag. he asked me to buy him 3 sets of sarees in malaysia and he chose to take one. oh helloooo?? satu set sari harga 200+rm ok. kau ingat aku anak sultan brunei ke? so now i still have two sets with me. wtfh am i to do with those? sari anyone?
ok ape kaitan pakcik arumugam dengan aku? tade. saje luah perasaan kat sini.
20) been wanting to play with Holga which has been sitting at the corner of my room for ages now. but everytime i go out it seems like Holga menyemak je untuk dibawa berjalan.
plus last time back home susah gila nak carik kedai yang cuci negatif. berejam-rejam jalan (in heels) cari kedai. then we had to wait for more than a week to pick up them gamba. and what do we get? 2 lousy underexposed films. you would've thought that Holga would actually mengoverexposekan gamba.
i wish we have dark room here at school.
21) i don't mind spending a lot on 3 things. food, bedsheets and lingerie.
22) orang cakap aku kerek on the first impression. but im not, you see. im actually a very friendly person who cusses A LOT. i'm just shy to make the first move. cause i'm terrified with the who-the-hell-are-you-and-why-are-you-talking-to-me look.
23) i miss my friends a lot these days. esp taki yang dahulunya sama zon waktu. burak-burak luah perasaan, teman pulling all-nighter untuk buat esemen, serta webcam semata-mata sebab taki terbangun ketakutan so aku kene tengok die solat subuh. from her behind. apejadah sampai sekarang pon tak paham lagi.
24) its a myth saying the youngest child is the spoilt one. aku pernah kena pukul dengan parents dari tangan ke pembaris kayu ke rotan kayu ke hanger plastik hingga ke tali pinggang. and i am sure that none of my sisters got the belt treatment.
25) i have bruises on the weirdest place ALL the time. i'm not even sure how they got where they are in the first place.
so there. not 10 not 20 but 25. penat ok pikir. exam pon tak jawab lama macam ni.
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