flood.

boleh tak flood page ni dalam satu hari?

sebab tade life.

ini duit buat belanja sampai balik melesia. kan aku dah kate, bank kering ok.

(so milo, amyan - aku gila lapar makanan sedap sekarang ok. plis make yourself available sesampainya aku di malaysia okes?)

moral story : selalulah menabung. kan sekarang ade bekap. walopon x seberapa (given that start from bulan feb), tapi €137 adalah berharga untuk aku. masih mampu kol asiawok, hehehehe.

eh tibak rasa malu. gila sikit aku menabung?

erm.

i givap. and setel for this.

korang tak payah gatal-gatal nak tekan rss feed ke contact ke. sebab tak pungsi. heheh sebab aku malas layan. heheheheheh sebab aku tak reti ok? *senget kepala sambil gulung-gulung hujung rambut.

sekarang buat bericht untuk schadensanalyse ye. next week mündlich one-on-one, so konpem aku menjawab soalan dengan soalan , 'wie bitte?' sambil terkebil-kebil.

oh reason tukar layout? sebab layout lama tu dah 3 tahun kot basinya.

apa? lagu bising?? hahaha saje aku biar bagi hidden. biar semua sakit hati.

kejap ye.

tunggu sat. template in progress.

i am a freaky pimp blabla.

this one is short. and kinda cute. so here goes.

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Tag 12 people.

i didnt do the whole title sebab layout ni bodo sket. halal lah.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[X] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ]Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[ ]Jeans = prep

[X]Pajamas = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy smile

[X]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on :

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[X]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who kissed

[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who cuddled with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on :

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[X]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = an orange

[ ]19 = a homo

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing :

[ ]White = because I love marijuana

[X]Black = because im sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I got dared

[ ]Gray = because I'm cool like that

[ ]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

there you go.

I'm a freaky pimp with a hot boyfriend who killed a lesbian because I'm sexaayy as hell.

eh? finally a tag that truly defines me. hehehe

12 people is a lot. idk. im just tagging:

1. yati

2. k.lisa

3. sonik

4. cupah

ntah. who else reads my blog? tapayah la ramai-ramai.

mungkin mati.

barneys sick. haven't seen him for about a week now.

he's not eating, not doing anything except laying around for these past few days. i bet he looks groggy all the time.

shaz said, he's prolly gonna die.

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nak nangis la aku kan. now i'm überemotional.

making it official.

its official. 

all my bras have expanded.

or i'm just getting thinner. hahahaHAHAHAH aku tau ini ayat keji.

but seriously, i cant go out and buy 30 new, smaller ones. hish.

transform jadi naga

hoh. time-time macam ni la aku mula nak menaga.

temperature : > 30° C

matahari : terik tak bule belah. 

exams : minggu depan.

dikala macam ni kan, tolong la jangan buat lawak spastik dengan aku ok. tangan aku rasa ringan je nak bagi penampa. tapayah nak risau pikir ko spastik ke tak, kain pelikat tak berdosa pon aku ade hati nak sirat-sirat biar hancur. tapi sebab bukan kain pelikat aku dan kalau aku sirat, nanti aku tade kain nak buat solat kat rumah orang, aku boleh tarik napas panjang jela.

cuba pikir, dalam satu hari kan, mandi 4 kali pon badan aku rasa melekit ok. nak duduk buat kerja tak senang, mana la aku tak HANGINNN

haaaaa kalau selama melepak dengan shazo dia kuat bebel, bila temperature naik 0.1°C lebih daripada 28°C die start senyap. sebab aku da start klua nafas api. cakap jela ape, semua tak kena. hoh, baru sekarang ko baik hati angkut 2 kipas letak depan muka aku? o dulu ko ingat ko sorang boleh bebel? haaaa ini aku dah pakai pakai suit naga, mintak maap golek-golek pon belum tentu ko terselamat tau? (motif over aku ni?)

oleh itu, sekarang aku melepet tak bergerak depan skrin komputer sebab tak boleh bergerak. nanti habis bahang naik balik. (hehe alasan orang malas)

kepada orang melesia : jangan nak buat lawak spastik kate hari-hari temperature >30°C and korang still rilek. nanti aku bagi flying kick.

sebab dok melesia aku tak heran. ada aircond aku boleh golek-golek buat adegan hindustan dalam bilik. naik kereta pon ade ekon jugak. masuk bangunan semua pon ada ekon ok. jangan nak temberang kata opis/lecture hall tade ekon ok.

sini macam cibai ok aku kene kayuh basikal 25min pegi kelas. 25min lagi balik kelas. masuk kelas bukankan ekon, kipas pon haram tak ada. gila saiko orang german ada blinds bukan nak turunkan, lagi kau mahu matahari kena kulit. habis ko pigmen rendah boleh dok 5 jam pon tak hitam-hitam. aku ni dah lahir macam puteri afrika, ko nak aku hitam macam manaaa lagiii HAHH JAWABBB CEPATT!!

sudahlah. lagi hangin aku karang.

coats and hallways

lized : tengok gamba ni haha muka bitter gila tadapat masuk gamba. eni la, bontot tak kasi can.

shazo : haha. there's nothing bitter bout that. looks more like this;

lized : hahahahahaha. too much.

of those who make noises at night

i just got my first mammal pets everrr and ZOMG i am just sooo obsessed!

i looked up for videos and articles about them for hours and i still am obsessed. 

now i kinda get the cliché things parents kinda have. macam 'oh anak aku laaa paling comel paling pandai dalam dunia mana ada orang ada anak gila talented macam anak akuuuuu'. in my case, my gerbils. or more like OUR gerbils.

shaz and i kinda wanted to get a couple of hamsters initially, but since germany ni gila strict benda2 pasal animals health, diorang tak bagi bela more than one hamster in a cage (sebab kuat bergaduh). and since we've already bought a big damn cage we then decided to buy the next best thing - Wüstenmaus (padahal masa beli tu tatau pon wüstenmaus adalah gerbil. mereka hanya kelihatan comel ketika saat pembelian. ikutkan hati masa tu anak arnab pon nak hangkut tapi arnab comel orang dah booked.)

aaaaaaaaanyhoooo. nasib baik beli gerbils. sebab gerbils sangat aktiv serta tidak begitu pemalas seperti hamster yang tahu tido sahaja. downside, they get extremely active at night korek2 gigit2 sana sini, shredding newspapers to make cozier nest sampai kadang2 bagi illusion yang ade orang tengah menaip keyboard di tengah malam. but i don't spend most nights with them anyways (they're not staying with me) so bleh, who the hell cares.

ok, see. i get obsessed and i havent even started yet.

took us a week to name them. this is homer.

eats a lot. suke melepak dalam mangkuk makan.

while others respond to a certain sound when being hand-fed, homer hanya mendengar suara kitorang burak2 near the cage, die dah keluar and ready to be hand-fed.

he's definitely living up to his name.

however, cepat pickup when trained.

left: barney. sempena barney 'wait-for-ittt' stinson. the smallest, most active. ok, aku pilih kasih dengan die sebab die comel serta warna grey. hensem ok.

right : willy. sempena willy the scotttish janitor/gardener dalam simpson. has no characteristics like that willy but lagi best sebut depade zoidberg. fearless, suka naik atas my palm =))

nigga. malas nak pikir nama lain. hello tak racist ok?

hitam dan sasa (however penakut dgn tangan).

suka shred newspaper bersama barney tengah malam.

kalau tidur mesti ade sekor tidur terkangkang kat bawah berselimutkan 3 membe.

ok. kalau comel macam ni, macam mana tak obsess?? 

kan kannn??

of chuck and tango.

ok so pabila rasa buhsan mula menular, aku pon mula klik maus secara rawak dan selalunya berakhir pada mafia wars facebook.

normally i'd ignore the ads posted on the right side of the page. but this time, i cant stand it.

seriously. apesaaal pulaaak nak guna gamba chuck bartowski kat iklan mencari partner???

aku bukanlah peminat setia series chuck. tapi adalah berbulu aku tengok benda yang meng-rip-off sebegini.

adakah muka chuck seperti seorang yang desperate atau gay atau pervert? atau mungkinkah dia überhot? sad, but he doesnt even fall in any of those categories.

heh actually on a second thought, it kinda is funny. sebab berjaya menarik perhatian aku yang selalunya agak tidak fokus.

on an unrelated note : dancing with the stars rocked my socks, my pants and even my bras!! i mean, back in the days when apollo anton ohno worked the dancefloor i gagged. but now when cheryl n gilles move it, i get hot mannn. like, literally hot. with the burning cheeks, neck, excess secretion of saliva, throbbing womanhood and all. 

hahaHAHAHAH. kidding. but only bout the womanhood thingy.

and like, hellooo. i cant stand watching argentine tango. makes me feel like picking up the phone and put up my name for a dancing class right away. i dont care if i dont have a partner. anyone can do. even better if its a hot gay guy. cause you know i have a thing for them. *kenyit mata.

no, wait. how twisted am i?

aaaaah am still young. who cares??

of bikini wax.

ok so after spending couple of days bumming around, curling up in bed reading fictional book i was thinking, 'hmm pe kate bikini wax hari ni?'

****warning. too much details. definitely not for the faint-hearted.

no, sir. all this while it was just plain ol' tweezing and trimming and veeting.

obviously you gotta do some reading/reviews/tips before doing it at home on your own. and o my, their reviews pretty much freaked me out. to compare bikini waxing to giving natural birth. its that bad seriously? so it kinda took me more than couple of hours to muster a tad of courage to pick up my ipod, a towel and  a waxing kit. 

by the time i got into the shower it was already 1. in the morn. yea, so much for screaming for help. aaanyhoo, with Don't Stop Me Now - Queens in my ear, a final bismillah and i stopped breathing - then BAM!

that. dont. feel. a. thing. 

seriously. people compare THIS to giving natural birth? honestly, i freak out even thinking of being pregnant let alone giving birth. naturally or drugged. i cant understand why people even give birth. dont get me wrong, sure i want kids on my own some day but giving birth seems to me like a great deal of pain and a big damn mess. 

and bikini waxing is suppose to feel like this? really? then im ready to give birth 10 times and go all over again. haha. and i thought im a pathetic wuss.

so anyways because it was so damn easy i was thinking of doing a brazilian. but realizing im not a yoga master, i finally gave up and settled for a nazi. haha.

no wait. am i giving to much details here? is it wrong to actually feel comfortable to publish this out and open? 

*shrugs shoulders.

 

of which i lost it

ok. so i still am not through with exams. 

numero uno : kontrusktionselement has always been a pain in my royal ass. since its the first paper i took this time around it kinda set the this-whole-week-is-gonna-be-a-bitch mood. so i give up. i havent touched ANY study material these past days. 

and i miss glace for some reasons. =( its prolly because back in the days especially during exam period there must be someone whos capable of lifting everyones mood. kan? macam tiba-tiba keluar cerita jija nampak hantu melayang kat study room between topaz(prefects bay) and 'hotel lavender' hahahaha. ok. scary la jugak. but it was a damn good kinda distraction. or that one time yati was eating her walkman with her eyes closed thinking it was kfc. or the other time cedot mengigau jual pen pilot hahahaha. demmit. rinduuuuuu! 

and so, this is depressinnnggg. in all seriousness, i need to score some anti-depressant. how a? ive been telling myself im just prolly being hormonal. tapi macam saiko la pulok all month round kan? 

and therefore, i lost it.

numero dos : i lost my bike. SO NOT funny, ok.

like, how the fuck am i suppose to get around without a bike demmit?? the suns out for most days. i couldve put on my shades and go out but noooooooo. i HAD to take the bus and blow my cash. ugh. fuck me in the ass, will ya?

im in need of a new cheap one. pronto.

and therefore, i lost it.

adik pandang-pandang siapa?

harini kite rempit sikit ok? hahah senario jap.

lama la plak tak denga. seingat aku tak penah la pulak layan senario kan? 

tapi somehow bila play lagu ni, i found myself singing along. caaaam huh?

konfem tv3 pasang lagu ni macam nak rak dulu. so korang jangan tipu kate tak hafal jugak.

kan kannn??

exam fever. and yes, i eat in that manner.

and kermit makes me happy.

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memang cinta ta tak pernah mati ti tiada tara ra rasa asmara

romantika diamor. hahahahaHAHAHAHAAH.ok this song cracks me up everyfrikintime.

wait for the rap part. HIGHlarious!

fak la. baru sekarang la kan aku nak kate fb ni addictiv sebab stalk orang tak hengat dunia. no, bukan in a gatal way. tapi baru jumpa membe NS dahulu kala. so sekarang macam tengah refresh ini sapa itu sape macam mana life skarang blabla.

ooooooh comelnya semua orang dulu kala. it has been 5 years since then. sekarang semua dah macam bapak orang buahahah. married, engaged, dah ada yang beranak pinak. alalalalalalaa comellnyaaaa. zaman-zaman innocent dimana semua pon mencarut bila dapat surat kena panggil. pegi gua musang. like, tak boleh cari tempat hulu lagi ke? alalalalaala comel comel.

demn. if only i could make it to the gathering. mannnnn selalu terlepasss.

baiklah. entry tak dapat tahan perasan berenti disini. 

tioman

okay! setelah lama aku cakap nak passing gamba tioman today i finally settlekan gamba tioman. aku aplod kat picasa not fb sebab fb has lower quality.

klik here untuk gamba tioman edited original size.

klik here untuk gamba tioman unedited sebab malas nak edit. 

feel free to download and upload to fb. sila tag =))

ok. its official. i know i say this a lot but this time i mean it.

i'm a psycho. a stalking psycho.

and i know i should stop this. but i can't!

holy crap.

somebody just has too much time on her hands. or just bad time management.

get off get offf! ok now im just talking to myself while trying to shake things off. pffft psycho.

aaamacam dangdut? i know you're diggin this. jangan tipuuu!! dangdut amelina best ok. period.

anyways. the long overdue tag. 25 random facts. (chupah i'm giving you extra 15)

1) when i was younger i used to swim and sing AND think that i'm ariel. buahahahaah. 

2) i used to swim twice a week back home. now i'm lucky if i even get to go anywhere near a swimming pool. 

and with this i am determined to get my own indoor infinity pool. bet no one has ever done that.

3) i wanna have my own ride and place by 24 with my own cash, but that ain't happening yawl.

4) sooo can't stand tackiness. tacky people just rub me the wrong way.

5) can't. get. enough. of moonlight sonata 3rd movement.

6) boxers are comfortable to sleep in.

7) there's this extremely strong urge to move EVERY single fibre in my body if i catch Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry and Just Dance by Lady GaGa on any stereo. yes. even when i bowl.

8) once in upper primary i cut my own hair like nick fucking carter just because i liked him so much. i even shaved my sideburn. you see, i wasn't much of a tasteful person back then. god he's fugly.

9)  i had 3 primary schools. so the only thing that helped me to cope with nervousness was talking to myself telling its gonna be alright. cause the whole thing introducing yourself in front of a crowd that knows each other is pretty damn nerve-racking. 

so moving up to high school i was kinda pro introducing myself in front of a crowd (being in 2nd intake and stuff). but the thing is, i never got rid the talking to myself thingy. mase f1 jatuh tergolek tangga depan bilik rec blok AB dengan horrornya masa weekend in front of f5s. i stood up, covered my face, tapi cakap dengan kuat 'MALUnya malunya malunyaaaaa'. what the hell is the point of covering my own face then?

10) my ambition from std1 to std6 varies from being a lawyer, a teacher, a stewardess, and an astronomer. i still don't know what i wannabe. professional skydiver boleh?

11) i'm accident prone. i could only reason it with having the worse body coordination. ever. however a friend said it doesn't make sense since i can swim, inline skate and dance. and i pick things up real quick. like pingpong and video games. 

so i'm a paradox apparently.

12) i stop breathing in a lift full of people. i breath in only when the door slides open.

13) i think i'm pretty gay for a straight person. cause i like to check girls out rather than guys.

14) i hate fucking scrawny japanese guys yang langsung tiada kemachoannya yang dipuja ramai perempuan melayu. i don't get it. what ever happened to manly men like takuya kimura and takashi sorimachi? don't they make guys like that anymore?

but well, good to know i fall into the category dimana i have less competish when it comes to guys.

15) i'm a boyfriend virgin. no yati. there is no half-virgin. relationship has nothing like BJs. and i'll be 23 in less than a month. i'm not sure if i should be proud or feel pathetic.

keep this up i'll end up sitting home alone listening to All By Myself. no wait. that just happened like, 10 hours ago.

16) dimitri (anastasia) was my major cartoon crush. he's all that yawl.

17) i read Perez Hilton EVERYDAY. its like, my daily dosage. yeah, i'm just vain that way.

18) i own every single book that Neil Gaiman has ever written. except The Graveyard. and i have a couple of his comic books too.

19) my sri lankan building keeper is such a scumbag. he asked me to buy him 3 sets of sarees in malaysia and he chose to take one. oh helloooo?? satu set sari harga 200+rm ok. kau ingat aku anak sultan brunei ke? so now i still have two sets with me. wtfh am i to do with those? sari anyone?

ok ape kaitan pakcik arumugam dengan aku? tade. saje luah perasaan kat sini.

20) been wanting to play with Holga which has been sitting at the corner of my room for ages now. but everytime i go out it seems like Holga menyemak je untuk dibawa berjalan.

plus last time back home susah gila nak carik kedai yang cuci negatif. berejam-rejam jalan (in heels) cari kedai. then we had to wait for more than a week to pick up them gamba. and what do we get? 2 lousy underexposed films. you would've thought that Holga would actually mengoverexposekan gamba.

i wish we have dark room here at school.

21) i don't mind spending a lot on 3 things. food, bedsheets and lingerie.

22) orang cakap aku kerek on the first impression. but im not, you see. im actually a very friendly person who cusses A LOT. i'm just shy to make the first move. cause i'm terrified with the who-the-hell-are-you-and-why-are-you-talking-to-me look.

23) i miss my friends a lot these days. esp taki yang dahulunya sama zon waktu. burak-burak luah perasaan, teman pulling all-nighter untuk buat esemen, serta webcam semata-mata sebab taki terbangun ketakutan so aku kene tengok die solat subuh. from her behind. apejadah sampai sekarang pon tak paham lagi.

24) its a myth saying the youngest child is the spoilt one. aku pernah kena pukul dengan parents dari tangan ke pembaris kayu ke rotan kayu ke hanger plastik hingga ke tali pinggang. and i am sure that none of my sisters got the belt treatment.

25) i have bruises on the weirdest place ALL the time. i'm not even sure how they got where they are in the first place.

so there. not 10 not 20 but 25. penat ok pikir. exam pon tak jawab lama macam ni.