flood.

boleh tak flood page ni dalam satu hari?

sebab tade life.

ini duit buat belanja sampai balik melesia. kan aku dah kate, bank kering ok.

(so milo, amyan - aku gila lapar makanan sedap sekarang ok. plis make yourself available sesampainya aku di malaysia okes?)

moral story : selalulah menabung. kan sekarang ade bekap. walopon x seberapa (given that start from bulan feb), tapi €137 adalah berharga untuk aku. masih mampu kol asiawok, hehehehe.

eh tibak rasa malu. gila sikit aku menabung?

erm.

i givap. and setel for this.

korang tak payah gatal-gatal nak tekan rss feed ke contact ke. sebab tak pungsi. heheh sebab aku malas layan. heheheheheh sebab aku tak reti ok? *senget kepala sambil gulung-gulung hujung rambut.

sekarang buat bericht untuk schadensanalyse ye. next week mündlich one-on-one, so konpem aku menjawab soalan dengan soalan , 'wie bitte?' sambil terkebil-kebil.

oh reason tukar layout? sebab layout lama tu dah 3 tahun kot basinya.

apa? lagu bising?? hahaha saje aku biar bagi hidden. biar semua sakit hati.

kejap ye.

tunggu sat. template in progress.

i am a freaky pimp blabla.

this one is short. and kinda cute. so here goes.

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Tag 12 people.

i didnt do the whole title sebab layout ni bodo sket. halal lah.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[X] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ]Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[ ]Jeans = prep

[X]Pajamas = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy smile

[X]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on :

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[X]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who kissed

[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who cuddled with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on :

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[X]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = an orange

[ ]19 = a homo

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing :

[ ]White = because I love marijuana

[X]Black = because im sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I got dared

[ ]Gray = because I'm cool like that

[ ]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

there you go.

I'm a freaky pimp with a hot boyfriend who killed a lesbian because I'm sexaayy as hell.

eh? finally a tag that truly defines me. hehehe

12 people is a lot. idk. im just tagging:

1. yati

2. k.lisa

3. sonik

4. cupah

ntah. who else reads my blog? tapayah la ramai-ramai.

mungkin mati.

barneys sick. haven't seen him for about a week now.

he's not eating, not doing anything except laying around for these past few days. i bet he looks groggy all the time.

shaz said, he's prolly gonna die.

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nak nangis la aku kan. now i'm überemotional.

making it official.

its official. 

all my bras have expanded.

or i'm just getting thinner. hahahaHAHAHAH aku tau ini ayat keji.

but seriously, i cant go out and buy 30 new, smaller ones. hish.

transform jadi naga

hoh. time-time macam ni la aku mula nak menaga.

temperature : > 30° C

matahari : terik tak bule belah. 

exams : minggu depan.

dikala macam ni kan, tolong la jangan buat lawak spastik dengan aku ok. tangan aku rasa ringan je nak bagi penampa. tapayah nak risau pikir ko spastik ke tak, kain pelikat tak berdosa pon aku ade hati nak sirat-sirat biar hancur. tapi sebab bukan kain pelikat aku dan kalau aku sirat, nanti aku tade kain nak buat solat kat rumah orang, aku boleh tarik napas panjang jela.

cuba pikir, dalam satu hari kan, mandi 4 kali pon badan aku rasa melekit ok. nak duduk buat kerja tak senang, mana la aku tak HANGINNN

haaaaa kalau selama melepak dengan shazo dia kuat bebel, bila temperature naik 0.1°C lebih daripada 28°C die start senyap. sebab aku da start klua nafas api. cakap jela ape, semua tak kena. hoh, baru sekarang ko baik hati angkut 2 kipas letak depan muka aku? o dulu ko ingat ko sorang boleh bebel? haaaa ini aku dah pakai pakai suit naga, mintak maap golek-golek pon belum tentu ko terselamat tau? (motif over aku ni?)

oleh itu, sekarang aku melepet tak bergerak depan skrin komputer sebab tak boleh bergerak. nanti habis bahang naik balik. (hehe alasan orang malas)

kepada orang melesia : jangan nak buat lawak spastik kate hari-hari temperature >30°C and korang still rilek. nanti aku bagi flying kick.

sebab dok melesia aku tak heran. ada aircond aku boleh golek-golek buat adegan hindustan dalam bilik. naik kereta pon ade ekon jugak. masuk bangunan semua pon ada ekon ok. jangan nak temberang kata opis/lecture hall tade ekon ok.

sini macam cibai ok aku kene kayuh basikal 25min pegi kelas. 25min lagi balik kelas. masuk kelas bukankan ekon, kipas pon haram tak ada. gila saiko orang german ada blinds bukan nak turunkan, lagi kau mahu matahari kena kulit. habis ko pigmen rendah boleh dok 5 jam pon tak hitam-hitam. aku ni dah lahir macam puteri afrika, ko nak aku hitam macam manaaa lagiii HAHH JAWABBB CEPATT!!

sudahlah. lagi hangin aku karang.

coats and hallways

lized : tengok gamba ni haha muka bitter gila tadapat masuk gamba. eni la, bontot tak kasi can.

shazo : haha. there's nothing bitter bout that. looks more like this;

lized : hahahahahaha. too much.

of those who make noises at night

i just got my first mammal pets everrr and ZOMG i am just sooo obsessed!

i looked up for videos and articles about them for hours and i still am obsessed. 

now i kinda get the cliché things parents kinda have. macam 'oh anak aku laaa paling comel paling pandai dalam dunia mana ada orang ada anak gila talented macam anak akuuuuu'. in my case, my gerbils. or more like OUR gerbils.

shaz and i kinda wanted to get a couple of hamsters initially, but since germany ni gila strict benda2 pasal animals health, diorang tak bagi bela more than one hamster in a cage (sebab kuat bergaduh). and since we've already bought a big damn cage we then decided to buy the next best thing - Wüstenmaus (padahal masa beli tu tatau pon wüstenmaus adalah gerbil. mereka hanya kelihatan comel ketika saat pembelian. ikutkan hati masa tu anak arnab pon nak hangkut tapi arnab comel orang dah booked.)

aaaaaaaaanyhoooo. nasib baik beli gerbils. sebab gerbils sangat aktiv serta tidak begitu pemalas seperti hamster yang tahu tido sahaja. downside, they get extremely active at night korek2 gigit2 sana sini, shredding newspapers to make cozier nest sampai kadang2 bagi illusion yang ade orang tengah menaip keyboard di tengah malam. but i don't spend most nights with them anyways (they're not staying with me) so bleh, who the hell cares.

ok, see. i get obsessed and i havent even started yet.

took us a week to name them. this is homer.

eats a lot. suke melepak dalam mangkuk makan.

while others respond to a certain sound when being hand-fed, homer hanya mendengar suara kitorang burak2 near the cage, die dah keluar and ready to be hand-fed.

he's definitely living up to his name.

however, cepat pickup when trained.

left: barney. sempena barney 'wait-for-ittt' stinson. the smallest, most active. ok, aku pilih kasih dengan die sebab die comel serta warna grey. hensem ok.

right : willy. sempena willy the scotttish janitor/gardener dalam simpson. has no characteristics like that willy but lagi best sebut depade zoidberg. fearless, suka naik atas my palm =))

nigga. malas nak pikir nama lain. hello tak racist ok?

hitam dan sasa (however penakut dgn tangan).

suka shred newspaper bersama barney tengah malam.

kalau tidur mesti ade sekor tidur terkangkang kat bawah berselimutkan 3 membe.

ok. kalau comel macam ni, macam mana tak obsess?? 

kan kannn??

of chuck and tango.

ok so pabila rasa buhsan mula menular, aku pon mula klik maus secara rawak dan selalunya berakhir pada mafia wars facebook.

normally i'd ignore the ads posted on the right side of the page. but this time, i cant stand it.

seriously. apesaaal pulaaak nak guna gamba chuck bartowski kat iklan mencari partner???

aku bukanlah peminat setia series chuck. tapi adalah berbulu aku tengok benda yang meng-rip-off sebegini.

adakah muka chuck seperti seorang yang desperate atau gay atau pervert? atau mungkinkah dia überhot? sad, but he doesnt even fall in any of those categories.

heh actually on a second thought, it kinda is funny. sebab berjaya menarik perhatian aku yang selalunya agak tidak fokus.

on an unrelated note : dancing with the stars rocked my socks, my pants and even my bras!! i mean, back in the days when apollo anton ohno worked the dancefloor i gagged. but now when cheryl n gilles move it, i get hot mannn. like, literally hot. with the burning cheeks, neck, excess secretion of saliva, throbbing womanhood and all. 

hahaHAHAHAH. kidding. but only bout the womanhood thingy.

and like, hellooo. i cant stand watching argentine tango. makes me feel like picking up the phone and put up my name for a dancing class right away. i dont care if i dont have a partner. anyone can do. even better if its a hot gay guy. cause you know i have a thing for them. *kenyit mata.

no, wait. how twisted am i?

aaaaah am still young. who cares??

of bikini wax.

ok so after spending couple of days bumming around, curling up in bed reading fictional book i was thinking, 'hmm pe kate bikini wax hari ni?'

****warning. too much details. definitely not for the faint-hearted.

no, sir. all this while it was just plain ol' tweezing and trimming and veeting.

obviously you gotta do some reading/reviews/tips before doing it at home on your own. and o my, their reviews pretty much freaked me out. to compare bikini waxing to giving natural birth. its that bad seriously? so it kinda took me more than couple of hours to muster a tad of courage to pick up my ipod, a towel and  a waxing kit. 

by the time i got into the shower it was already 1. in the morn. yea, so much for screaming for help. aaanyhoo, with Don't Stop Me Now - Queens in my ear, a final bismillah and i stopped breathing - then BAM!

that. dont. feel. a. thing. 

seriously. people compare THIS to giving natural birth? honestly, i freak out even thinking of being pregnant let alone giving birth. naturally or drugged. i cant understand why people even give birth. dont get me wrong, sure i want kids on my own some day but giving birth seems to me like a great deal of pain and a big damn mess. 

and bikini waxing is suppose to feel like this? really? then im ready to give birth 10 times and go all over again. haha. and i thought im a pathetic wuss.

so anyways because it was so damn easy i was thinking of doing a brazilian. but realizing im not a yoga master, i finally gave up and settled for a nazi. haha.

no wait. am i giving to much details here? is it wrong to actually feel comfortable to publish this out and open? 

*shrugs shoulders.