of chuck and tango.

ok so pabila rasa buhsan mula menular, aku pon mula klik maus secara rawak dan selalunya berakhir pada mafia wars facebook.

normally i'd ignore the ads posted on the right side of the page. but this time, i cant stand it.

seriously. apesaaal pulaaak nak guna gamba chuck bartowski kat iklan mencari partner???

aku bukanlah peminat setia series chuck. tapi adalah berbulu aku tengok benda yang meng-rip-off sebegini.

adakah muka chuck seperti seorang yang desperate atau gay atau pervert? atau mungkinkah dia überhot? sad, but he doesnt even fall in any of those categories.

heh actually on a second thought, it kinda is funny. sebab berjaya menarik perhatian aku yang selalunya agak tidak fokus.

on an unrelated note : dancing with the stars rocked my socks, my pants and even my bras!! i mean, back in the days when apollo anton ohno worked the dancefloor i gagged. but now when cheryl n gilles move it, i get hot mannn. like, literally hot. with the burning cheeks, neck, excess secretion of saliva, throbbing womanhood and all. 

hahaHAHAHAH. kidding. but only bout the womanhood thingy.

and like, hellooo. i cant stand watching argentine tango. makes me feel like picking up the phone and put up my name for a dancing class right away. i dont care if i dont have a partner. anyone can do. even better if its a hot gay guy. cause you know i have a thing for them. *kenyit mata.

no, wait. how twisted am i?

aaaaah am still young. who cares??

of bikini wax.

ok so after spending couple of days bumming around, curling up in bed reading fictional book i was thinking, 'hmm pe kate bikini wax hari ni?'

****warning. too much details. definitely not for the faint-hearted.

no, sir. all this while it was just plain ol' tweezing and trimming and veeting.

obviously you gotta do some reading/reviews/tips before doing it at home on your own. and o my, their reviews pretty much freaked me out. to compare bikini waxing to giving natural birth. its that bad seriously? so it kinda took me more than couple of hours to muster a tad of courage to pick up my ipod, a towel and  a waxing kit. 

by the time i got into the shower it was already 1. in the morn. yea, so much for screaming for help. aaanyhoo, with Don't Stop Me Now - Queens in my ear, a final bismillah and i stopped breathing - then BAM!

that. dont. feel. a. thing. 

seriously. people compare THIS to giving natural birth? honestly, i freak out even thinking of being pregnant let alone giving birth. naturally or drugged. i cant understand why people even give birth. dont get me wrong, sure i want kids on my own some day but giving birth seems to me like a great deal of pain and a big damn mess. 

and bikini waxing is suppose to feel like this? really? then im ready to give birth 10 times and go all over again. haha. and i thought im a pathetic wuss.

so anyways because it was so damn easy i was thinking of doing a brazilian. but realizing im not a yoga master, i finally gave up and settled for a nazi. haha.

no wait. am i giving to much details here? is it wrong to actually feel comfortable to publish this out and open? 

*shrugs shoulders.