i love randomness. i dont and i cant believe that the brain works thematically. hmm at least not mine. and you know whos the best at randomness? communitychannel. i SWEAR i never layan vloggers on youtube. because that would make me very.. umm.. like, a weird internet freak who never goes out and socialize? emm come to think of it, aku kurang sikit dosa kurang cakap kurang kutuk lebih jaga mata. hahaHAHAHAHAhahaha. what a load of wank. but yes. i do watch communitychannel.
i dont wear my glasses all the time, thus the often sight probs and relying-on-friends-tell-me-what-the-hell-it-says thingy. amazingly enough, i can spot acceptable mediocre to very hot but ko-ol looking opposite sex anytime of the day. which makes my closest people wonder. i dont know. its THE radar, mannn. i have no control over it. oh yea, i have very good gaydar too. except for this one time, i went into starbucks the other day and was so highlariously in a good mood the moment i stepped in. i turned my head everywhere and asked myself, where do these beauuutiful people coming from?? and 3 mins later this friend of mine told me - theres a
pride parade going on out there. demmit. she has to just open her mouth and say it. i guess my gaydar isnt that great after all.
bottomline. randomness is radical.
and is it THAT weird if i say i really want to take up latin dance class? like, seriously. i didnt think so. i told a few memss and they were, like, 'uh? emmmm yea. whatever you like.' uhuh. they gave me the cold shoulder. its all about passion, y'all. anyhoo, we saw this part where a couple was dancing to salsa or sth in a music vid, its fastball-the way methinks. there were these sharp moments where the guy pulled the girl to his chest and suddenly, in the middle of the night, this guy friend of mine said, 'i want to know how to dance this.'
and. i. was. literally. gagging.
in my head i was, like,
the eff?? it has never occur to me that a malay guy would say something like that. not from anyone that i know. or at least not from him. not from anyone decent lah konklusi. bukan la aku tak decent tapi aku perempuan, so lain la. kot? tapi the question that he made - which has been in my mind for a couple of years now - 'macam mana kalau spouses kite tak nak? susah la, aku kena cari wife yang nak buat jugak. macam ko gak ah, kena carik husband yang into benda ni.' hahahaHAHAHAH macam jahanam kan soalan?? hmm i know. and thats why i came up with a solution - if my husband wont do this, i'll get me some gay hunk. spanish preferably. haaa fair and square. eh tapi nyah aku tak mauu.. nanti siapa susah? akaaaaaaaakk jugakk nyahh!
sudaaaaaaaaaaahh. hentikan pemikiran sia-sia iniiii
o well at least i dont write some bimbo crap about me shopping or what a great day i had taking kawaii pictures or god knows what else bimbos - or bimboes? - write.
lala mahuuu esketinnnnnnn.
this is too random, even for me.
