sexy ok.

lambat satu season. but i like this a lot sebab potrayal vampire adalah ideal dengan apa dalam kepala aku. (unlike suck-ass-twilight)

however my favorite thing about True Blood is the opening theme. 

sexiest. song. EVER.

p/s : if you ever feel like watching this, please dont do it in front of your parents. a lot of nudity/sex contents. and i mean, A LOT.

boo hoo.

i dont like seeing myself standing like this. from EVERY single angle, everything just seems SO wrong. 

how is it that its possible for a person to make worse decisions on a streak i dont know. decision-making skill just hits the skids, mannnn.

hmmmmmmmphh. so now i want to get away asap. THEN i'll take a step at a time. 

cause now i'm just jaded. 

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on a lighter note, barney didnt die. =))

we were worried like hell when he didnt jump around and did nothing when we gave him kuaci. usually he'd go bonkers over kuaci. then after a while we kinda noticed that he kept playing with his mouth. 

tengok-tengok dua batang gigi longga. esoknya tengok balik satu gigi da ilang tinggal sebelah longga hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. comel tak? he seemed like he was in pain. were planning to bring him to a vet tapi macam tak jumpa dalam google (boleh tak?). 

so shaz took a plyer and tried to take the other out. poor barney tangan-macam-t-rex-tak-seberapa-panjang tergapai-gapai sambil ekor pusing-pusing macam helikopter. bet he's in extreme pain because after that he kept on touching his mouth. so we let his tooth come out on its own. 

we had to smash his food in tiny bits so he can eat. now he's jumping around again. tapi kalau bagi kotak suruh gigit tak nampak hasil lagi hahahaha. macam baby. 

gamba zaman masih ada gigi. tula kauu orang letak pokok elok-elok jadi lawa villa korang, kau gigit sampai pokok jadi togel. sekarang gigi patah baru nak lembik-lembik manja-manja.

apparently i've been told that barney took after me. lembik. and nigga took after shaz. just because nigga's the strongest, athletic (the only who's interested in the running-wheel), well-tempered, paling besar dan sasa, and hardworking(eh macam slave pon ada hehehehehehehehe tak racist ok? tibak defensiv pulak.)

i say, pffffftt. he just wants all the credit. part hitam kau tanak mengaku pulak?

prince of persia bummer

when i found out that jake gyllenhaal is playing prince of persia, i went, 'er whaa-?'

i like him, seriously, but why him? he doesnt look persian or anywhere near prince of persia.

hello, anyone yang pernah main prince of persia mesti buat statement cam ni, 'inilah hero paling macho pernah aku encounter!' and i'm one of those people. because i can choose however i want to kill somebody. and hell yea, membunuh secara stealth adalah memberi suatu kepuasan yang teramat sangat.

so once again, hollywood will butcher one of the finest things out there. anyone seen legend of chun li?? what a piece a crap. aku sangat offended ok, sebab mase umur enam tahun dulu-dulu aku ade kolektion kad street-fighter hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. dan movie yang keluar macam buat aku sembelit je.

my point is, whyyyy do you have to kill everything i loikkkee?? 

however, hari ni bukak perezhilton. heh, check this out.

wow. he pulled it off. so now i'm all excited for the script and the potrayal of my personal Hero-Macho-Alam. hehe.

flood.

boleh tak flood page ni dalam satu hari?

sebab tade life.

ini duit buat belanja sampai balik melesia. kan aku dah kate, bank kering ok.

(so milo, amyan - aku gila lapar makanan sedap sekarang ok. plis make yourself available sesampainya aku di malaysia okes?)

moral story : selalulah menabung. kan sekarang ade bekap. walopon x seberapa (given that start from bulan feb), tapi €137 adalah berharga untuk aku. masih mampu kol asiawok, hehehehe.

eh tibak rasa malu. gila sikit aku menabung?

erm.

i givap. and setel for this.

korang tak payah gatal-gatal nak tekan rss feed ke contact ke. sebab tak pungsi. heheh sebab aku malas layan. heheheheheh sebab aku tak reti ok? *senget kepala sambil gulung-gulung hujung rambut.

sekarang buat bericht untuk schadensanalyse ye. next week mündlich one-on-one, so konpem aku menjawab soalan dengan soalan , 'wie bitte?' sambil terkebil-kebil.

oh reason tukar layout? sebab layout lama tu dah 3 tahun kot basinya.

apa? lagu bising?? hahaha saje aku biar bagi hidden. biar semua sakit hati.

kejap ye.

tunggu sat. template in progress.

i am a freaky pimp blabla.

this one is short. and kinda cute. so here goes.

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Tag 12 people.

i didnt do the whole title sebab layout ni bodo sket. halal lah.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[X] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ]Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[ ]Jeans = prep

[X]Pajamas = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy smile

[X]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on :

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[X]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who kissed

[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who cuddled with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on :

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[X]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = an orange

[ ]19 = a homo

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing :

[ ]White = because I love marijuana

[X]Black = because im sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I got dared

[ ]Gray = because I'm cool like that

[ ]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

there you go.

I'm a freaky pimp with a hot boyfriend who killed a lesbian because I'm sexaayy as hell.

eh? finally a tag that truly defines me. hehehe

12 people is a lot. idk. im just tagging:

1. yati

2. k.lisa

3. sonik

4. cupah

ntah. who else reads my blog? tapayah la ramai-ramai.

mungkin mati.

barneys sick. haven't seen him for about a week now.

he's not eating, not doing anything except laying around for these past few days. i bet he looks groggy all the time.

shaz said, he's prolly gonna die.

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nak nangis la aku kan. now i'm überemotional.

making it official.

its official. 

all my bras have expanded.

or i'm just getting thinner. hahahaHAHAHAH aku tau ini ayat keji.

but seriously, i cant go out and buy 30 new, smaller ones. hish.