one liner #1

it's so fucken hot, I'm a lingerie model 24/7.

Hak enaa!

Spain fans are very 'matured'. Not all. But you know who they are if you spend some time on FB reading their comments and status(es?). It wasn't a good game to begin with. In fact, it was the most sleep inducing game I've seen this world cup (focus : I'VE SEEN. sebab aku tak tengok semua pon hehe). Feels like watching Chelsea vs Liverpool. Bosan.

Well, EPL is monkey business anyways.

So, I don't really get why the need to bash Deutsche Mannschaft. Spain won, good for you. But, really. It was a shiteous game. I mean, if the spaniards scored 5 beautiful goals, I'd clap my hands, and say, 'Well, at least this is worth my time. Beautiful game.' But lets get real here. So tak payah lah nak bangga sangat.

Aaaaanyhooo, from the responses I got on FB, the conclusion I cam safely make is;

• Guys, who are Spain team fanatics are probably Liverpool fans. Sebab selalunya Liverpool fans ni over sikit bile after EPL match. Kalau menang kecoh sekampung. Kalau kalah nak tutup FB seminggu. In fact, right after game terus log out. haha. Ini spesies, kalau pegi kedai mamak, takmau pegi tempat ade banyak fans team lain. Macamkan kalau order air kat kedai mamak yang ramai fans Chelsea ke MU ke, die dapat rase bulu mamak dlm air tu. (Tapi bile pikir ramai lelaki melayu loser fanat EPL semua camtu haha. Mintak dijauhi lelaki camni daripada hidup aku. Harap sikap loser tak turun kat anak aku nanti.)

• Female Spain fans, rata-rata alasan satu je : Fernando José Torres. Sebab katenye Torres hensem. Cerita pasal bola macamkan layan bola hari-hari. Tapi terms berterabur. Bila tanya, apsal ko suke Spain eh? Jawapan : hehe sebab ade Torres. Dahla hensem, hebat pulak tu.

In all honesty, I have no idea how these kinda girls can enjoy a

good football game, if the only thing they're looking at are cute guys. Bukan nampak sangat pon. And even if I understand it, Torres isn't THAT good looking. I'd understand if its Van Persie. muka jambu-jambu sikit haha.

bukan taste aku sangat la.

but this guy is. Roque Santa Cruz yo.

eh jap. aku tengah cerite ape tadi? heheh.

actually, good looks on the field really doesn't mean a thing to me. i mean, okla mungkin pada mata ramai perempuan lain Torres itu comel. macam ramai perempuan cakap Tomok tu comel. atau Remy Ishak. pada mata aku, hmmmmmmmmmm. Please elaborate, tang manaaaaa? TAPI, these good looking guys are such turn offs when it comes to their attitude on the field.

Theo Walcott - comel. tp buruuuk siaaaal main. Torres - suka dive sial. loser ah. Ronaldo - hebak goreng tapiii ya ampunn suka nangis. Turn off, ok, TURN OFFFF!

Ok, main point is, ade seorang 'star' dalam team tidak bermaksud team itu bagus. (sebenarnya star sebab masuk club popular je. macam dalam EPL. atau Real Madrid.) Sometimes its better when no one has bigger ego. Thank god Ballack was injured. Thus a better teamplay. Game pun lawaaa je.

Tapi Malaysian kan sangat bigot. Eh. More like melayu. Mentaliti pun masih rendah. Suka AFundi. Suke orang yang gebang besar padahal satu point pon tak ada. Sebab tu KJ (Khairy Jamaluddin) disukai ramai. hehe.

Conclusion : Great that Spain won. Deutsche Mannschaft, tak sia-sia aku support since WC2002. They're still young, so next time boleh lebih meletup ya?

(thank you Laily dengan obsession Klose. memang tidak dinafikan first WC utk Klose die meletup. 5 gol WC2002. 5 gol WC 2006. 4 gol WC2010. kalau tambah satu lagi kali ni, die akan reach rekod Ronaldo+5 gols for each consecutive WC+seri dengan Spain.)

Dengan itu, aku tutup dengan hero aku untuk World Cup 2010.

Mein neuer Hero, Neuer. =)