animal print

i have a very loud animal print fabric. haven't decide what to do with it.

hmmm. when in doubt, look for roberto cavalli.

now, if only I have pinable mannequin, I'll drape like nobody's business.

genius.

I look up to this guy. He's great in everything he does. And most importantly, he knows what wants, and he makes sure he gets there.

Such charisma. And he started with literally nothing. Cancelled his wedding, sold his car, used every penny he had on him and started his life. And the girl he cancelled on - is still beside him after all those risky years. Worth the wait, I'd say. And ended up with happy belly too.

Ditto #2

"Tahun depan pulak orang ramai akan kecoh pasal tarikh 12 .12 . 12 .

#pppfffttttttt"

-Shamizan Eziana

don't get and will never get with Malaysian's obsession with numbers. be it dates, plate number, phone number, whatever.

if it ain't life changing, it means nothing.

this is as ridiculous as American culture of tipping.

breaststroke.

waiting for 2 mins youtube video to load in more than 10 mins is ridiculous.

i hate TM. they suck balls. hairy ones.

not that I want to give them business by upgrading to UNIFY, but hell, we have no choice, really. so we called, like 3 times, aaaaand the AUDACITY to say they cant install unify for our home because - well its not available here. hello. ini pj. bukan hutan negara ya. the whole neighbourhood has it, how come we don't? and can't?

buduh.

this is why i hate malaysia and the splendor of konon-konon-privatise-all-these-companies-but-it-turns-out-that-the-government-is-the-majority-of-the-shareholder-and-they-really-dont-do-shit-cause-all-they-want-is-money-to-buy-lembu-and-24-million-ringgit-rings.

rosmah's hair is fucked up. her hairdresser should be fired.

now, realising rosmah's hairdresser has nothing to do with breaststroke, what i meant to say is - I'm trying to improve my breaststroke technique so I'm looking up for graphic tutorials.

who wants to join? i have kickboards too.

ashy.

i cringe everytime I see a face with tons of makeup that doesn't even match her skin tone.

that ashy look. don't know what I'm talking about? here, take a look.

poor girl, I don't know who this is. but that girl on the left needs major makeup intervention.

here in Malaysia, this style of makeup is still pretty big. thanks trannies.

don't think you're wearing some MAC, a little of Bobbie Brown and some dab of Laura Mercier, and you're golden. some of the salesgirls look like drag queen themselves.

yo girls, gimme a call, and I'll hook you guys up with some minerals or bronzer, k?

"The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural." {Calvin.Klein}

image : Google

Sketch Up

at this rate, I might have to revert to Solidworks.

hot stuff

flyest chair i own. the whole house wants it.

i might need to charge them if i'm the one who needs to buy them.

shaz wanted it.

heck, even pakcik tepi lift kejar us just to ask where we got it.

burping and poo

i don't mind staying home babysitting this lil guy.

pardon the girlish onesie.

i officially know how to feed, burp, wipe the poop off of an infant.

apparently, their bones don't crack if I hold them.

now i feel so mighty glorious!! next challenge, please.

Learn to spell

it's CONGRATS, goddammnit.

it's never CONGRATES. ever.

you hear me? nevaaaagghhhhhhhhh!

hnnnggghhhh gagggghhhhhhhh!!! *hidung kembang, hantuk kepala didinding.

time is money. literally.

what a great idea.

however, thin plot. badly written. badly developed.

sooo much potential. could've even been developed as trilogy.

adore seyfried's wardrobe, though.

but, if you dont really like to think while watching a movie, this could be great for you =)

(or maybe difficult, if you don't really understand money/economy)

heartbreak hotel.

going through h&m's site is just painful.

and they haven't even released the versace collection.

i don't even know why i torture myself like this.

tsk.

porn is not good for you.

there was a deaf guy at my former workplace.

satu hari, die kantoi tengok porn on his phone. during worktime. yes, in fact, near some heavy machineries.

know how people caught him?

he forgot to mute the video. muahahahahaha.

epic fail.

yep, i crap my pants.

spent sometime on the court, and the pool, and now ended up in a massive diarrhea.

man, i got some metabolism rate.

or its just mcflurry. curse you, Mr. Lactose Intolerance!

sweaty armpit.

image : Google

hands down. the most awesome sport. evaaaaaaghhhh.

next to swimming. of course.

and apparently i got a decent backhand. for a starter. thank you, thank you very much *curtsy

vommss

i am so sick of hearing the word premium beautiful and easy income blabla shit.

its nothing to be proud of.

do it without me knowing.

kthnxbye.

comb that shit

why cant she just comb her hair? she's the it girl, whatevs. she really needs to learn to wash her hair too.

Image : Google Image

wedding schmedding

such a big deal over the royal wedding.

tried watching it, can't stand it. not exciting at all. changed to discovery channel. ha!

saw the pictures in the morning. (apparently EVERYBODY wanted to comment on FB, if not tweet or blog about it.)

and SOO much hype over the dress. upper part of the dress seems like a typical kebaya to me, no? with puffy skirt and veil to match. i'm not impressed at all.

i know i sound like a sourgrape. but seriously, i'm actually concerned at our society's intellectuality. seems like a lot of people like to talk about stuff that mean nothing to them. just try watching our local news. not educational at all.

baik layan mythbusters. menguji analytical and critical skills.

so this is how automotive industry feels like.

fast pace lane. no time to even go to the toilet.

work is overwhelming. gagh.

and no, thats not my workplace. ha. we have higher density of banglas and vietnamese.

on the bright side, thank god there's always travel allowance. wee!