ok cover baru. ini namanya tade keje carik keje.

sebab exam nak dekat so baru sekarang terhegeh nak buat relationship dengan gita.

banyak flaw. ini yang kite cari, yah.

i love randomness. i dont and i cant believe that the brain works thematically. hmm at least not mine. and you know whos the best at randomness? communitychannel. i SWEAR i never layan vloggers on youtube. because that would make me very.. umm.. like, a weird internet freak who never goes out and socialize? emm come to think of it, aku kurang sikit dosa kurang cakap kurang kutuk lebih jaga mata. hahaHAHAHAHAhahaha. what a load of wank. but yes. i do watch communitychannel.

i dont wear my glasses all the time, thus the often sight probs and relying-on-friends-tell-me-what-the-hell-it-says thingy. amazingly enough, i can spot acceptable mediocre to very hot but ko-ol looking opposite sex anytime of the day. which makes my closest people wonder. i dont know. its THE radar, mannn. i have no control over it. oh yea, i have very good gaydar too. except for this one time, i went into starbucks the other day and was so highlariously in a good mood the moment i stepped in. i turned my head everywhere and asked myself, where do these beauuutiful people coming from?? and 3 mins later this friend of mine told me - theres a pride parade going on out there. demmit. she has to just open her mouth and say it. i guess my gaydar isnt that great after all.

bottomline. randomness is radical.

and is it THAT weird if i say i really want to take up latin dance class? like, seriously. i didnt think so. i told a few memss and they were, like, 'uh? emmmm yea. whatever you like.' uhuh. they gave me the cold shoulder. its all about passion, y'all. anyhoo, we saw this part where a couple was dancing to salsa or sth in a music vid, its fastball-the way methinks. there were these sharp moments where the guy pulled the girl to his chest and suddenly, in the middle of the night, this guy friend of mine said, 'i want to know how to dance this.'

and. i. was. literally. gagging.


in my head i was, like, the eff?? it has never occur to me that a malay guy would say something like that. not from anyone that i know. or at least not from him. not from anyone decent lah konklusi. bukan la aku tak decent tapi aku perempuan, so lain la. kot? tapi the question that he made - which has been in my mind for a couple of years now - 'macam mana kalau spouses kite tak nak? susah la, aku kena cari wife yang nak buat jugak. macam ko gak ah, kena carik husband yang into benda ni.' hahahaHAHAHAH macam jahanam kan soalan?? hmm i know. and thats why i came up with a solution - if my husband wont do this, i'll get me some gay hunk. spanish preferably. haaa fair and square. eh tapi nyah aku tak mauu.. nanti siapa susah? akaaaaaaaakk jugakk nyahh!

sudaaaaaaaaaaahh. hentikan pemikiran sia-sia iniiii


o well at least i dont write some bimbo crap about me shopping or what a great day i had taking kawaii pictures or god knows what else bimbos - or bimboes? - write.


lala mahuuu esketinnnnnnn.


this is too random, even for me.

out of words. this is plain randomness.

yea kemere waterproofku belum di try test lagi dalam air. selain air sirap raya. dalam periuk nasik.

the fuck was i doinnnn??

so shaz wanted to aplod the pic to his frenster based on the reason he was never in the pictures. and i said hell nooooo. siapakah kuang haja hangkat gamba candid aku tengah bersakaiii??

and he said he'll aplod the so-called liza-dicrop. yang ropanya lagi macam keji.






walau apa pon, tidakkah anda perasan bahawasanya walaupon muka mereka masing-masing nampak tenang, dan muka aku extrabeganza expressionnya, tapi gamba aku yang paling clear. hahahahahahahaha apa tandanya tu??

started the day with not a very good mood.

so decided to sing a song. that i've never been able to tarik. and play. plus i got hingus. so it makes it even better.

at least i laughed. enjoy hehe






kesian tak? aku demam woii.

o demmit.

know how homer's head full of donuts, and bacon, and beer, and cream pie and.. o well ya get what i mean. hmmm... creaaaaammm pieeee..*drool~* (you don't know simpson if you don't get this)

anyways. now my head's full of guns and roses. cis.

this is priceless. if you've seen most of wentworth's interview, then you know he's a boring blob. but in this one, ya ampuuuun.. he seems happier. ahaahahaha bless the korean.

p/s: saranghaeyo~~ part is too much to handle. too much i tell you. uppaaa!!

the intial intention of me hitting these keyboard keys is to primarily bitch. about everything. but know what? screw that.

wow im happier these days. last winter i was seriously depressed i was even thinking of taking prozac ke apa ntah. for real. now, i barely swear. except masa main wii. sebab kadang-kadang remote die macam jahanam. aku dah penat buat aksi menumbuk, mii tu dok bediri macam tiang. cis. mungkin sebab aku semangat extravaganza.

aaaanyyhoooo.. this upcoming christmas hols is nerrrrrve wrecking. not about seeing glaces. which i know its gonna be a blast. but hmm. hmmmmmmm. hmm how do i put this into words?

gotta 'fess up. he wanted to see me. wow i know this is new to some. hmmmm. so. gotta shave some pounds. gotta look good. ya know, to show i've moved on? not that i havent. yish habis la. aku dah jadi perempuan habis. buduh ke tidak ni??

i thought i've moved on. i'm waaay much happier if compared to those days. but. the second he told me that we've gotta do some catching up, we should berkofi-kofi, my heart didnt just skip a beat. it was going 100 beats per min i swear i thought i was having a heart attack.

now. what dya say bout that? sheesh. this is just pathetic. i should get over this.




tell me tell me t-t-t-t tell me.

got this from kevjumba. yuck. seriesli.


-------> YOU MUST READ THIS <-------

i loiike this one.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight minis skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story : always keep your condoms in your car.

yesshhh gamba raya cantik baru dapat! computer crashed, ni notebuk orang so cant edit gamba. this is the best i can do. click here for the rest

gosh. i know i know. ive never intended to talk about politics in here but this is insanely ridiculous. i can watch this every day and laugh my ass off without fail.


this is our MINISTER OF INFORMATION trying to dodge bullets during an interview with Al-Jazeera. a must watch. i dont take sides, but his answers... Allah.. macam bergaduh dengan membe kat tepi longkang. baik aku je jadik menteri. lebih matang dan diplomatik. i hope people wouldnt think that this is malaysian's standard of english and maturity.




in case you guys cant catch up what hes talking about; (credits thecicak.com)

ZAM: ….I commend your journalists trying to project, to exaggerate more than what actually happened. That, that, that, that’s it. We, we are not, the, the — and I, I congratulate your journalists behaving like an actor, that, that’s —

AJ: As you say that, sir, we’re watching scenes of protesters being sprayed by chemical-filled water …

ZAM (interrupts): Ya, I am watching, I hear, [?] …. trying to do it everywhere but in Malaysia people are allowed, to, you know [?] … Police have allowed the procession to go to the Istana Negara, you know, do police, first police, like, they handle them, they [?] them, they … the police don’t, don’t, don’t fire anybody …

AJ: Our correspondent came back to the office, sir, with chemicals in his eyes!

ZAM (speaking over her): … You, you, you, you are here with the idea, you are trying to project, what is your mind, you think that we are Pakistan, we are Burma, we are Myanmar, everything you, you are thinking …

AJ: Well unfortunately when you refuse to let people protest, it does appear so.

ZAM (speaking over her): …Ya, ya, we are not like you, you have early perception, you come here, you want to project us like undemocratic country. This a democratic country!

AJ: So why can’t people protest then, if it’s a democratic country?

ZAM (interjects at “protest then”): Ya, people protest, people then — first they protest, we are allowing protests, and they have demonstrated. But we just trying to disperse them and then later they, you know, disperse, but later our police compromise. They have compromised and allowed them to proceed to Negara. Police, our police have succeeded in handling them gently, right? Why do you report that and you take the opposition, someone from opposition party you ask him to speak, you don’t take from the government, right?

AJ: Why did you not break up these protesters –

ZAM (interrupting): Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?

AJ: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

ZAM: I can’t hear you. I can’t hear you.

AJ: Why did you not break up these protests more peacefully?

ZAM: No we, we are, we, this protest is illegal. We don’t want, this, the, normally … (slight pause, then continues to talk while she interjects)

AJ (interjecting): OK, so let me return to my former question. Why is this protest illegal?

ZAM (babbling on): Ya it’s illegal protest because (AJ: Why?) we have the election in Malaysia. It’s no, no point on having the protest, we are allowing to have every, an election every five years, never fail. We not our like, are not like Myanmar, not like other country. And, and you are helping this. You Al-Jazeera also is helping this, this forces, the, you know, these forces who are not [?], who don’t believe in [?] …

AJ (seems to want to say something, but decides not to): I don’t … many thanks for joining us.

ZAM: I don’t, ya, you, Jazeera, this is, is Al-Jazeera attitude. Right?

(she doesn’t reply <--- tension la tu. In the background, the chants of the protesters fill the silence)





ps: Zainuddin Maidin ; Beliau memperoleh diploma dalam kewartawanan dari Institut Kewartawanan Berlin pada 1969. <----- ahahahahahaha! alamak! nanti aku pon jadik macam ni ke?? tidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakk!

eh. cam biskut.

dah ada awan balik. hii..





bila komputer aku nak idup balik neeeehhh?? emo saiko2 la niii.



since when main boling n pool bulih sengal kaki a? sapa leh tolong jawab?

aa syit.

theyve deleted the images.

image header yg comel2 atas awan.

cis.




tell me tell me t-t-t-t-t-t tell me. randomness.

Rock n Roll

ihi. gedik je aku. sbb aku keco kat glace kan aku cam nari2, ari ni aku aplod vid nari masa GDO aka Girls Day Out Germany.

as an encore performance terabur babur gak tapi alaaaaa enjoy jela kan?



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oooooooooooo everything about this song is addictive. the lyrics. the dance routine. ESP the dance routine. agh even the expressions!



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and apparently it isnt me alone. its the rest of the world:

wuuuu. worst nightmare. vaio sayangku crashed.

demmit.

but ironically i'm twisting n shoutin.


rock n roll, y'all!!!!

Memandangkan saya raya esok, ingin saya mengucapkan

SELAMAT HARI RAYA
Maaf Zahir dan Batin

Semoga Syawal 1428 ini membawa kegembiraan

p/s : ceyy ayat x le bla.

ok guess what? we're finally having english class this sem. and i thought - oh ok. this is soo my forte. since summer, i had come to realize that my english is currently very umm unfeasible (?), if thats the right way of saying it. in short - memalukan.

so i thought - oh well, we're finally taking english and maybe, just maybe i can write/talk about something substancial. but my first english class , o dear lord forgive me for this ;


VERB : to add up
NOUN : addition
SIGN/SYMBOL : +(plus)
EXAMPLE : 5 + 3 = 8
EVERYDAY USE : 5 and 3 is 8



to add up?? TO ADD UP?? ADDITION??? the fuuuckk is this????






kebas otak ke tidak?? you tell me.

ok seriously after being a frigging blogging-sloth for a long time, the momentum just doesnt seem to kick in.

interesting enough, the thing that actually makes me start to write again - oh well, sebab aku mahu puji diri sendiri. sebab nak bagitahu satu dunia, aku buat murtabak sendiri!! kahkah. tak main la segera-segera ni (*kenyit mata kepada intan).

after going through one week ramadhan in malaysia and then coming back here to continue the rest of the holy month - wow - baru rasa macam bersyukur gila duduk malaysia. hari-hari pergi bazaar pon tak apa. walaupun jam sial kat sec14 tu. semata-mata kerana gua nak murtabak. i never knew myself that im such a big fan of it till then.

lepas tu the day we arrived here, berbuka dengan seronding dan telur goreng (because there were nothing else in the fridge. kalau ada pun aku macam was-was nak makan. 2 bulan yo.. macam-macam aktiviti bulih berlaku. termasuk aktiviti pemandirian species kulat dan cendawan). konklusi hari pertama buka puasa di bocholt : sedih sebab makanan gila tak best.

even after 3 weeks the desire to gob murtabak never seemed to cease. thus the effort to finally materialize the craving. dan hasil;

jeng jeng!

PUAS HATI OKAYYY!

walaupun bentuk tak sekata, aku dah tak heran sama murtabak bazaar ramadhan! (cey.. sebnanya nak kata murtabak aku sama taraf dengan yang kat kedai - just in case korang tak reti nak interpret).

konklusi entry kali ini : nak muntah tak baca entry puji diri sendiri ini? jangan muntaaaaah, nanti batal posa. lalala.