fak la. baru sekarang la kan aku nak kate fb ni addictiv sebab stalk orang tak hengat dunia. no, bukan in a gatal way. tapi baru jumpa membe NS dahulu kala. so sekarang macam tengah refresh ini sapa itu sape macam mana life skarang blabla.

ooooooh comelnya semua orang dulu kala. it has been 5 years since then. sekarang semua dah macam bapak orang buahahah. married, engaged, dah ada yang beranak pinak. alalalalalalaa comellnyaaaa. zaman-zaman innocent dimana semua pon mencarut bila dapat surat kena panggil. pegi gua musang. like, tak boleh cari tempat hulu lagi ke? alalalalaala comel comel.

demn. if only i could make it to the gathering. mannnnn selalu terlepasss.

baiklah. entry tak dapat tahan perasan berenti disini. 

tioman

okay! setelah lama aku cakap nak passing gamba tioman today i finally settlekan gamba tioman. aku aplod kat picasa not fb sebab fb has lower quality.

klik here untuk gamba tioman edited original size.

klik here untuk gamba tioman unedited sebab malas nak edit. 

feel free to download and upload to fb. sila tag =))

ok. its official. i know i say this a lot but this time i mean it.

i'm a psycho. a stalking psycho.

and i know i should stop this. but i can't!

holy crap.

somebody just has too much time on her hands. or just bad time management.

get off get offf! ok now im just talking to myself while trying to shake things off. pffft psycho.

aaamacam dangdut? i know you're diggin this. jangan tipuuu!! dangdut amelina best ok. period.

anyways. the long overdue tag. 25 random facts. (chupah i'm giving you extra 15)

1) when i was younger i used to swim and sing AND think that i'm ariel. buahahahaah. 

2) i used to swim twice a week back home. now i'm lucky if i even get to go anywhere near a swimming pool. 

and with this i am determined to get my own indoor infinity pool. bet no one has ever done that.

3) i wanna have my own ride and place by 24 with my own cash, but that ain't happening yawl.

4) sooo can't stand tackiness. tacky people just rub me the wrong way.

5) can't. get. enough. of moonlight sonata 3rd movement.

6) boxers are comfortable to sleep in.

7) there's this extremely strong urge to move EVERY single fibre in my body if i catch Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry and Just Dance by Lady GaGa on any stereo. yes. even when i bowl.

8) once in upper primary i cut my own hair like nick fucking carter just because i liked him so much. i even shaved my sideburn. you see, i wasn't much of a tasteful person back then. god he's fugly.

9)  i had 3 primary schools. so the only thing that helped me to cope with nervousness was talking to myself telling its gonna be alright. cause the whole thing introducing yourself in front of a crowd that knows each other is pretty damn nerve-racking. 

so moving up to high school i was kinda pro introducing myself in front of a crowd (being in 2nd intake and stuff). but the thing is, i never got rid the talking to myself thingy. mase f1 jatuh tergolek tangga depan bilik rec blok AB dengan horrornya masa weekend in front of f5s. i stood up, covered my face, tapi cakap dengan kuat 'MALUnya malunya malunyaaaaa'. what the hell is the point of covering my own face then?

10) my ambition from std1 to std6 varies from being a lawyer, a teacher, a stewardess, and an astronomer. i still don't know what i wannabe. professional skydiver boleh?

11) i'm accident prone. i could only reason it with having the worse body coordination. ever. however a friend said it doesn't make sense since i can swim, inline skate and dance. and i pick things up real quick. like pingpong and video games. 

so i'm a paradox apparently.

12) i stop breathing in a lift full of people. i breath in only when the door slides open.

13) i think i'm pretty gay for a straight person. cause i like to check girls out rather than guys.

14) i hate fucking scrawny japanese guys yang langsung tiada kemachoannya yang dipuja ramai perempuan melayu. i don't get it. what ever happened to manly men like takuya kimura and takashi sorimachi? don't they make guys like that anymore?

but well, good to know i fall into the category dimana i have less competish when it comes to guys.

15) i'm a boyfriend virgin. no yati. there is no half-virgin. relationship has nothing like BJs. and i'll be 23 in less than a month. i'm not sure if i should be proud or feel pathetic.

keep this up i'll end up sitting home alone listening to All By Myself. no wait. that just happened like, 10 hours ago.

16) dimitri (anastasia) was my major cartoon crush. he's all that yawl.

17) i read Perez Hilton EVERYDAY. its like, my daily dosage. yeah, i'm just vain that way.

18) i own every single book that Neil Gaiman has ever written. except The Graveyard. and i have a couple of his comic books too.

19) my sri lankan building keeper is such a scumbag. he asked me to buy him 3 sets of sarees in malaysia and he chose to take one. oh helloooo?? satu set sari harga 200+rm ok. kau ingat aku anak sultan brunei ke? so now i still have two sets with me. wtfh am i to do with those? sari anyone?

ok ape kaitan pakcik arumugam dengan aku? tade. saje luah perasaan kat sini.

20) been wanting to play with Holga which has been sitting at the corner of my room for ages now. but everytime i go out it seems like Holga menyemak je untuk dibawa berjalan.

plus last time back home susah gila nak carik kedai yang cuci negatif. berejam-rejam jalan (in heels) cari kedai. then we had to wait for more than a week to pick up them gamba. and what do we get? 2 lousy underexposed films. you would've thought that Holga would actually mengoverexposekan gamba.

i wish we have dark room here at school.

21) i don't mind spending a lot on 3 things. food, bedsheets and lingerie.

22) orang cakap aku kerek on the first impression. but im not, you see. im actually a very friendly person who cusses A LOT. i'm just shy to make the first move. cause i'm terrified with the who-the-hell-are-you-and-why-are-you-talking-to-me look.

23) i miss my friends a lot these days. esp taki yang dahulunya sama zon waktu. burak-burak luah perasaan, teman pulling all-nighter untuk buat esemen, serta webcam semata-mata sebab taki terbangun ketakutan so aku kene tengok die solat subuh. from her behind. apejadah sampai sekarang pon tak paham lagi.

24) its a myth saying the youngest child is the spoilt one. aku pernah kena pukul dengan parents dari tangan ke pembaris kayu ke rotan kayu ke hanger plastik hingga ke tali pinggang. and i am sure that none of my sisters got the belt treatment.

25) i have bruises on the weirdest place ALL the time. i'm not even sure how they got where they are in the first place.

so there. not 10 not 20 but 25. penat ok pikir. exam pon tak jawab lama macam ni.

tagged. again. amyan.

blablabla. this is 2009. everyone should know how tagging works. if you dont, you deserve to go back and live on trees.

here goes.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Liza Minelli? i'd kill myself if thats true.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

no brainer. but im not telling =P

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

no. and apparently everybody doesnt too. my name is often read as Lizu or Liza Makhtar. crap like that.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAL?

definitely nasi paprik. or nasi putih dan daging masak merah. or masak lemak cili api. thaii foooodddd!! amarin anybody?

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

no.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

hell yea. cause i'm just THAT cool. heh.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

and i enjoy doing it.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

i never have anything removed from me. so... yea. prolly.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

that's what i live for, baby.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

hmmm. with milk, kellog's frosties. without milk, HONEY freakin STARS!!!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

depends. if i remember. but these days i wear things with zippers. and waterproof.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE-CREAM?

in malaysia : baskin robbin's yang rainbow tuu. gegh. in germany: plain ol' straciatella. on top of toasted waffles.

13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

in malaysia: the whole damn thing. in europe: i go for the eyes, baby. straight for the eyes.

14. RED OR PINK?

hahahaha pink is tackayyyyhhh!

15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

ketidak-hot-an. does that count?

16. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

food. di malaysia. definitely.

17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?

i dont care.

18. WHAT COLOR OF PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

putih. not wearing shoes. yoga socks count?

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

currently watching he's not tht into you trailer. on the other monitor.

20.  IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

black. or green.

21. FAVORITE SMELLS?

1. this smell that reminds me of my childhood.

2. cologne water 4711 - reminds me of tokyan.

3. nautica voyage. its for men, i know. but i like it.

4. bau makanan sedap. gegh. demmit im salivating again.

5. bau wangi in  general.

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED ON THE PHONE?

my mom. no wait. asiawok delivery. heheh.

23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

in general, yea. heheh jk amyan.

24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

on tv : eurocup, worldcup. tennis if federer vs nadal is on. or just federer. live : ice-hockey.

25. HAIR COLOR?

dark brown. idk why seniors use to ask if i dyed my hair back in school. its chlorine for sho sebab dulu-dulu malas basuh rambut lepas swim. (sekarang pon =P)

26. EYE COLOR?

dark brown. and hell yea i got flowerish iris.

27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

occasionally. most of the time no sebab aku bangun 1/2 hour before i go out. contacts are never for las min person.

28. FAVORTIE FOOD?

thai!!!

29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

neither. cikai dan cikai.

30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

dead like me - life after death. it ended 30 mins ago. as for cinemas hmmmmmm madagascar II. waaa lama gila tak pergi movies.

31. WHAT COLOR OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

black. redaktion-d.

32. SUMMER OR WINTER?

definitely winter. i lose my temper if its hot. 

33. HUGS OR KISSES?

hmm hugs. and kisses. =)

34. FAVORITE DESSERT?

fresh fruits. good to know that the last thing you eat helps you to crap faster.

35. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

donno. dont care.

36. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

i'll just skip this quesshh.

37. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

am currently between books. american gods by neil gaiman and rich dad poor dad by erm some american japanese hawaiian guy.

38. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

i have no such tacky thing.

39. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

o wow. havent switched the tv for a VERY long time. but last tv episode : that 70's show.

40. FAVORITE SOUNDS?

beethoven. chopin. on piano.

41. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

definitely beatles. 

42. WHERE IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

i dont want to do the math sooooo europe?

43. DO YOU HAVE SPECIAL TALENT?

i am jack of all trades. master of none.

44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

university hospital, kl.

45. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

hmmmmmm

 

wth amyann. is this tagging frenzy?? nanti aku buat panjang-panjang biar pening kepala hotak kau mau baca wokaayyy? 

no i havent seen twilight. 

and yes. i think it sucks. donkey's. cock. buahahahahahaha

enough. disturbing mental image.

o wait. demn. i forgot what i wanted to write about. blame donkey's cock for the brain shattering image. no. blame twilight. in fact blame perez for covering r patz so much i sooo fucking hate him. should've cover underrated people like daniel henney for looking so damn good. lala.

ok. still cant remember.

its official. i have too much time on my hands. so i flood my page.

i dont get whats the fuss over twilight and Rob Patz is. as far as i know the book has the worse storyline and vampire description. ever. i read vampires by ann rice, chris pike, and some other random authors. meyer's writing is soo unsignificant whatsoever that it kinda surprised me people gave good reactions. i mean, really? come on, even buffy is tasteful.

and honestly, r patz is soo damn fugly. i have nooo idea how people find him attractive on any level. maybe a lot are just into demented looking people buahahahaha i knowwww jahat sial. but seriously. walaupon aku rasa brad pitt dalam an interview with a vampire huduuuuh sungguh tapi r patz is wayyy up the list when it comes to huduh vampire. 

lala there goes my 2 cents worth.

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

- Stephen King tells USA Today

amen to that.

my life has officially gone haywired.

so i got hooked onto mafia wars, aite? and then i got really desperate to convert people to play this stupid thing, aite? and then since i can't convert people that i know to play mafia anymore i kinda gave up. cause of the stupid gameplay you can't do more jobs or buy properties and rob people if i have less family member than most people.

and thennnnn the madness begins. it occured to me, 'hey, those people at mw's fanpage need people in their family too'. so now i'm adding friking strangers as my friends just to get further in the game.

but then, since fb is a tool to turn you into stalker mode, i kinda stalk those people i don't even know. which so damn pathetic on my part. so now as i browse through to add people for the game, it kinda hit me, 'pe kate aku add orang hensem je? buahahahaha worth a while to stalk'.

unfortunately, online gamers are not so much of looker.

*siggghhhhhhhh~

tagged

unlike yati aku buat tag kalau tak ade kerja. and since i'm so over mafia wars(in just 3 days) i've got absolutely nothing to do. so here goes;

Rules : The rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must use a picture in the first page of the results, and post it as your answer. After that tag 6 person.

i really want to;

lepak, makan kt malaysia

my favorite place is;

my sanctuary

my favorite things are;

that 70s show

my vaio

arrested development

my favorite drink is;

plain water

(and if doesn't count, then)

shirley temple

my favorite food

(the world wouldn't be as nice if there isn't any) thai food

my favorite color;

if black doesn't count, then it has got to be

green (haaaa kau bajet tak disitu??)

i was born in;

kuala lumpur

i attended;

sekolah seri puteri

fh bocholt

my favorite movie is;

fight club

i wish for (and i truly do);

money

(and with money i could get beauty, health and laki hensem lalalalalaa)

dengan itu, peeps that i tag klisa, kmai, chibi, chupah, nana muin and myto. ok?

currently disappointed. federer vs nadal in the australian open final. oh federer apekehal la kau main buruk sangat ni?? tipah bangun pagi awal-awal tengok ekau main huduh bobona. tipah tertipu bang tipah tertipuu!

oh tengok nadal vs verdasco in the semi-final memberi aku lebih banyak rush. im holding onto verdasco. rupa pon ada gegegegege *drool

aaaaaanyhoo its pretty damn awesome to be able to eat anything and still go down to size xs(aku sendiri tak percaya sampai kene try 3-4 jeans to make sure). carbs to me is like crack to winehouse. i can't get enough!

nowww if we could make the same effect with peanut butter and chocs then i'd have skin like angelina jolie. buahahahahahahahaha.

yish. wishful thinking.