death and the newbies.

WARNING : picspam. of tikus.

name of deceased : homer

cause of death : suspected excessive intake of banana cake, causing poor digestion

time of death : 10-ish pm, 24th Nov 2009

what they should look like when they're happy :

few hours before death :

Fact : he usually cant stand being in my hand, that little escape artist. when he suddenly laid still on my hands, thats when we know that there was something wrong going on.

few days after he died, the rest of the clan seemed pretty quiet. we read on the net, usually when a gerbil of a clan dies, some could get depressed.

sooooo, we decided to buy THREE more. =)

Newbie No.1 : Calit (sebab badan bercalit kaler hitam. macam kene celup marker pen.)

Newbie No.2 : Putih (tido mati ok. has the worse animal instinct ever.)

Newbie No.3 : Peppa (as in Salt n Pepper)

when everyone get together :

awwww. i like this pic of the bunch.

p/s : excuse the serabutness of the cage. they bite on boxes and newspapers, thus the homeless looking.. ermm. home.

dodol hangus

it never ceases to amaze me how shitty microsoft is. they seem to always come up with crap. if something isnt unstable, then its bug problem. or just full of glitches. in general, so not practical.

jeez, people actually pay for your stuff, buat la elok-elok. ini macam hasil project student pulling all-nighter the night before due.

macam dodol hangus. no. macam taik.

to bill gates(or whoever that took over microsoft) and your minions - PERGI MATI, boleh?

desperate for no. 2

this have been an agonizing 5 minutes. EVER!

coz i need to go number 2. like, pronto!!!

but elly's in the shower. and knowing her, i might need to brace my anus for another 20 mins.

OHHHHHHHH THE AGONY!!

so hot that i drooled.

so hot ok. i dont get why i didnt know her earlier. *droooooooool.

and yes. you're welcome =)

Selamat Hari Raya, y'all.

p/s : im not gay. i just appreciate beauty =)

ol skul.

so 90s, i know. but hell, this was my jammmmm, man. when i was 12. hehe. but i still like it. feels kinda young too listen to this.

new show.

new show on cw. the vampire diaries. about vampires. and human. in high school. EUWWWW. sounds pretty much like twilight. only the book of vampire diaries were published WAAAY before twilight. sookie stackhouse too. meh, no news that meyer plagiarised.

anyhoo, another sucky show. 10 things i hate about you. OMIGED its such an insult. to heath ledger, joseph gordon levitt, julia stiles and... ermmm alex mack? hee cant seem to remember her name.

pretty bummed out. no more trueblood. no more weeds. no more entourage. no more hung. eh semua ni macam banyak nudity? hehehehehe. no but seriously.

well, here comes lame tv shows. gossip girls (and here comes 'omg! i like, TOTALLY love the show!', sori yati.), 90210 and some other tweenies gagging show.

sekali lagi mencantas opinion orang ramai.

hehe. kerana ramai sudah memberi review terhadap pixar's UP maka aku pon nak bagi review.

the first 10 minutes of the movie, member sebla da macam, 'this feels A LOT like an extended version of short animation.' dan aku terussss teringat satu short animation yang macam sungguhlah sebijik macam cerita ini.

by the end of the film, 

kodi : dude. x macam rip-off ke? 

shazo : the approach, the vibe its giving, they're pretty familiar. tapi x sure datang mana.

kodi : i thought it seems a lot like the oscar winning short animation rip-off.

shazo : woh. sebijik. SEBIJIK!! 

and i rest my case. puas hati sebab ada orang agree hehehehe. though takde la sampai habis, but still. VERY unoriginal.

La Maison en Petites Cubes from dorsumi on Vimeo.

finally a movie that i enjoy.

District 9. go and see.

honestly at first i thought this is some lame alien movie. but oh well what the heck. as if all those movies that i've watched this whole year ever passed my bar. 

sorry ye, bar aku sangat tinggi jangan harap transformers lepas. harry potter is btw the new low. benjamin button? sile jangan cuba nak compare dengan forest gump. forest gump mantap. benjamin button is a snoozefest. erm setakat chick flick macam the proposal, he's not that into you, confessions of a shopaholic, twilight hahahahahah nak suruh aku download pon belum tentu aku mahu.

akhir kata, filem yang tak ada orang populer memang selalu underrated dan tidak diappreciate. tapi untung ada orang macam aku. kalau buat sequel District 9 konfem aku semangat pergi tengok (mungkin ada, sebab hanging je? unless die mau orang pikir buat konklusion sendiri. of which aku suka jugak. kalo aku jadik cikgu english ke, konfem2 aku suruh murid buat essay/presentation hahahahahahaha sebab tu aku tak jadik cikgu.)

lalalala. atau mungkin aku hardcore sci-fi. eh, twilight aku x heran pon?

people do these??

it used to be jenkem, now its vodka shots from tampons and anal beer bongs? and i thought they were all crap until i saw videos from youtube.

wow.

no sir, i dont mind them spikes.

am currently intensely considering of getting myself a hedgehog as a pet. i did research these whole 2 days. shouldnt differ much from other mammal pets.

found a couple of breeders around pj and kl. tapi manela logik kan nak usung landak naik turun kapal terbang bawak balik sana? nnti kene cari birth certificate, paspot la, health declaration blablabla germany sangat leceh ok. 

tapi nak cari breeder di germany lagi leceh. and i bet i'll be paying a lot more for it there than here.

so how? comel sangat ni. tak tertahan.

sexy ok.

lambat satu season. but i like this a lot sebab potrayal vampire adalah ideal dengan apa dalam kepala aku. (unlike suck-ass-twilight)

however my favorite thing about True Blood is the opening theme. 

sexiest. song. EVER.

p/s : if you ever feel like watching this, please dont do it in front of your parents. a lot of nudity/sex contents. and i mean, A LOT.

boo hoo.

i dont like seeing myself standing like this. from EVERY single angle, everything just seems SO wrong. 

how is it that its possible for a person to make worse decisions on a streak i dont know. decision-making skill just hits the skids, mannnn.

hmmmmmmmphh. so now i want to get away asap. THEN i'll take a step at a time. 

cause now i'm just jaded. 

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on a lighter note, barney didnt die. =))

we were worried like hell when he didnt jump around and did nothing when we gave him kuaci. usually he'd go bonkers over kuaci. then after a while we kinda noticed that he kept playing with his mouth. 

tengok-tengok dua batang gigi longga. esoknya tengok balik satu gigi da ilang tinggal sebelah longga hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. comel tak? he seemed like he was in pain. were planning to bring him to a vet tapi macam tak jumpa dalam google (boleh tak?). 

so shaz took a plyer and tried to take the other out. poor barney tangan-macam-t-rex-tak-seberapa-panjang tergapai-gapai sambil ekor pusing-pusing macam helikopter. bet he's in extreme pain because after that he kept on touching his mouth. so we let his tooth come out on its own. 

we had to smash his food in tiny bits so he can eat. now he's jumping around again. tapi kalau bagi kotak suruh gigit tak nampak hasil lagi hahahaha. macam baby. 

gamba zaman masih ada gigi. tula kauu orang letak pokok elok-elok jadi lawa villa korang, kau gigit sampai pokok jadi togel. sekarang gigi patah baru nak lembik-lembik manja-manja.

apparently i've been told that barney took after me. lembik. and nigga took after shaz. just because nigga's the strongest, athletic (the only who's interested in the running-wheel), well-tempered, paling besar dan sasa, and hardworking(eh macam slave pon ada hehehehehehehehe tak racist ok? tibak defensiv pulak.)

i say, pffffftt. he just wants all the credit. part hitam kau tanak mengaku pulak?

prince of persia bummer

when i found out that jake gyllenhaal is playing prince of persia, i went, 'er whaa-?'

i like him, seriously, but why him? he doesnt look persian or anywhere near prince of persia.

hello, anyone yang pernah main prince of persia mesti buat statement cam ni, 'inilah hero paling macho pernah aku encounter!' and i'm one of those people. because i can choose however i want to kill somebody. and hell yea, membunuh secara stealth adalah memberi suatu kepuasan yang teramat sangat.

so once again, hollywood will butcher one of the finest things out there. anyone seen legend of chun li?? what a piece a crap. aku sangat offended ok, sebab mase umur enam tahun dulu-dulu aku ade kolektion kad street-fighter hahahahAHAHAHAHAH. dan movie yang keluar macam buat aku sembelit je.

my point is, whyyyy do you have to kill everything i loikkkee?? 

however, hari ni bukak perezhilton. heh, check this out.

wow. he pulled it off. so now i'm all excited for the script and the potrayal of my personal Hero-Macho-Alam. hehe.

flood.

boleh tak flood page ni dalam satu hari?

sebab tade life.

ini duit buat belanja sampai balik melesia. kan aku dah kate, bank kering ok.

(so milo, amyan - aku gila lapar makanan sedap sekarang ok. plis make yourself available sesampainya aku di malaysia okes?)

moral story : selalulah menabung. kan sekarang ade bekap. walopon x seberapa (given that start from bulan feb), tapi €137 adalah berharga untuk aku. masih mampu kol asiawok, hehehehe.

eh tibak rasa malu. gila sikit aku menabung?

erm.

i givap. and setel for this.

korang tak payah gatal-gatal nak tekan rss feed ke contact ke. sebab tak pungsi. heheh sebab aku malas layan. heheheheheh sebab aku tak reti ok? *senget kepala sambil gulung-gulung hujung rambut.

sekarang buat bericht untuk schadensanalyse ye. next week mündlich one-on-one, so konpem aku menjawab soalan dengan soalan , 'wie bitte?' sambil terkebil-kebil.

oh reason tukar layout? sebab layout lama tu dah 3 tahun kot basinya.

apa? lagu bising?? hahaha saje aku biar bagi hidden. biar semua sakit hati.

kejap ye.

tunggu sat. template in progress.

i am a freaky pimp blabla.

this one is short. and kinda cute. so here goes.

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Tag 12 people.

i didnt do the whole title sebab layout ni bodo sket. halal lah.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[X] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ]Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[ ]Jeans = prep

[X]Pajamas = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy smile

[X]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on :

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[X]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who kissed

[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who cuddled with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on :

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a glass of milk

[ ]13 = a horse

[X]14 = a lesbian

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = an orange

[ ]19 = a homo

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a whore

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[ ]25 = a jar of honey

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing :

[ ]White = because I love marijuana

[X]Black = because im sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I got dared

[ ]Gray = because I'm cool like that

[ ]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

there you go.

I'm a freaky pimp with a hot boyfriend who killed a lesbian because I'm sexaayy as hell.

eh? finally a tag that truly defines me. hehehe

12 people is a lot. idk. im just tagging:

1. yati

2. k.lisa

3. sonik

4. cupah

ntah. who else reads my blog? tapayah la ramai-ramai.

mungkin mati.

barneys sick. haven't seen him for about a week now.

he's not eating, not doing anything except laying around for these past few days. i bet he looks groggy all the time.

shaz said, he's prolly gonna die.

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nak nangis la aku kan. now i'm überemotional.

making it official.

its official. 

all my bras have expanded.

or i'm just getting thinner. hahahaHAHAHAH aku tau ini ayat keji.

but seriously, i cant go out and buy 30 new, smaller ones. hish.

transform jadi naga

hoh. time-time macam ni la aku mula nak menaga.

temperature : > 30° C

matahari : terik tak bule belah. 

exams : minggu depan.

dikala macam ni kan, tolong la jangan buat lawak spastik dengan aku ok. tangan aku rasa ringan je nak bagi penampa. tapayah nak risau pikir ko spastik ke tak, kain pelikat tak berdosa pon aku ade hati nak sirat-sirat biar hancur. tapi sebab bukan kain pelikat aku dan kalau aku sirat, nanti aku tade kain nak buat solat kat rumah orang, aku boleh tarik napas panjang jela.

cuba pikir, dalam satu hari kan, mandi 4 kali pon badan aku rasa melekit ok. nak duduk buat kerja tak senang, mana la aku tak HANGINNN

haaaaa kalau selama melepak dengan shazo dia kuat bebel, bila temperature naik 0.1°C lebih daripada 28°C die start senyap. sebab aku da start klua nafas api. cakap jela ape, semua tak kena. hoh, baru sekarang ko baik hati angkut 2 kipas letak depan muka aku? o dulu ko ingat ko sorang boleh bebel? haaaa ini aku dah pakai pakai suit naga, mintak maap golek-golek pon belum tentu ko terselamat tau? (motif over aku ni?)

oleh itu, sekarang aku melepet tak bergerak depan skrin komputer sebab tak boleh bergerak. nanti habis bahang naik balik. (hehe alasan orang malas)

kepada orang melesia : jangan nak buat lawak spastik kate hari-hari temperature >30°C and korang still rilek. nanti aku bagi flying kick.

sebab dok melesia aku tak heran. ada aircond aku boleh golek-golek buat adegan hindustan dalam bilik. naik kereta pon ade ekon jugak. masuk bangunan semua pon ada ekon ok. jangan nak temberang kata opis/lecture hall tade ekon ok.

sini macam cibai ok aku kene kayuh basikal 25min pegi kelas. 25min lagi balik kelas. masuk kelas bukankan ekon, kipas pon haram tak ada. gila saiko orang german ada blinds bukan nak turunkan, lagi kau mahu matahari kena kulit. habis ko pigmen rendah boleh dok 5 jam pon tak hitam-hitam. aku ni dah lahir macam puteri afrika, ko nak aku hitam macam manaaa lagiii HAHH JAWABBB CEPATT!!

sudahlah. lagi hangin aku karang.

coats and hallways

lized : tengok gamba ni haha muka bitter gila tadapat masuk gamba. eni la, bontot tak kasi can.

shazo : haha. there's nothing bitter bout that. looks more like this;

lized : hahahahahaha. too much.

of those who make noises at night

i just got my first mammal pets everrr and ZOMG i am just sooo obsessed!

i looked up for videos and articles about them for hours and i still am obsessed. 

now i kinda get the cliché things parents kinda have. macam 'oh anak aku laaa paling comel paling pandai dalam dunia mana ada orang ada anak gila talented macam anak akuuuuu'. in my case, my gerbils. or more like OUR gerbils.

shaz and i kinda wanted to get a couple of hamsters initially, but since germany ni gila strict benda2 pasal animals health, diorang tak bagi bela more than one hamster in a cage (sebab kuat bergaduh). and since we've already bought a big damn cage we then decided to buy the next best thing - Wüstenmaus (padahal masa beli tu tatau pon wüstenmaus adalah gerbil. mereka hanya kelihatan comel ketika saat pembelian. ikutkan hati masa tu anak arnab pon nak hangkut tapi arnab comel orang dah booked.)

aaaaaaaaanyhoooo. nasib baik beli gerbils. sebab gerbils sangat aktiv serta tidak begitu pemalas seperti hamster yang tahu tido sahaja. downside, they get extremely active at night korek2 gigit2 sana sini, shredding newspapers to make cozier nest sampai kadang2 bagi illusion yang ade orang tengah menaip keyboard di tengah malam. but i don't spend most nights with them anyways (they're not staying with me) so bleh, who the hell cares.

ok, see. i get obsessed and i havent even started yet.

took us a week to name them. this is homer.

eats a lot. suke melepak dalam mangkuk makan.

while others respond to a certain sound when being hand-fed, homer hanya mendengar suara kitorang burak2 near the cage, die dah keluar and ready to be hand-fed.

he's definitely living up to his name.

however, cepat pickup when trained.

left: barney. sempena barney 'wait-for-ittt' stinson. the smallest, most active. ok, aku pilih kasih dengan die sebab die comel serta warna grey. hensem ok.

right : willy. sempena willy the scotttish janitor/gardener dalam simpson. has no characteristics like that willy but lagi best sebut depade zoidberg. fearless, suka naik atas my palm =))

nigga. malas nak pikir nama lain. hello tak racist ok?

hitam dan sasa (however penakut dgn tangan).

suka shred newspaper bersama barney tengah malam.

kalau tidur mesti ade sekor tidur terkangkang kat bawah berselimutkan 3 membe.

ok. kalau comel macam ni, macam mana tak obsess?? 

kan kannn??

of chuck and tango.

ok so pabila rasa buhsan mula menular, aku pon mula klik maus secara rawak dan selalunya berakhir pada mafia wars facebook.

normally i'd ignore the ads posted on the right side of the page. but this time, i cant stand it.

seriously. apesaaal pulaaak nak guna gamba chuck bartowski kat iklan mencari partner???

aku bukanlah peminat setia series chuck. tapi adalah berbulu aku tengok benda yang meng-rip-off sebegini.

adakah muka chuck seperti seorang yang desperate atau gay atau pervert? atau mungkinkah dia überhot? sad, but he doesnt even fall in any of those categories.

heh actually on a second thought, it kinda is funny. sebab berjaya menarik perhatian aku yang selalunya agak tidak fokus.

on an unrelated note : dancing with the stars rocked my socks, my pants and even my bras!! i mean, back in the days when apollo anton ohno worked the dancefloor i gagged. but now when cheryl n gilles move it, i get hot mannn. like, literally hot. with the burning cheeks, neck, excess secretion of saliva, throbbing womanhood and all. 

hahaHAHAHAH. kidding. but only bout the womanhood thingy.

and like, hellooo. i cant stand watching argentine tango. makes me feel like picking up the phone and put up my name for a dancing class right away. i dont care if i dont have a partner. anyone can do. even better if its a hot gay guy. cause you know i have a thing for them. *kenyit mata.

no, wait. how twisted am i?

aaaaah am still young. who cares??

of bikini wax.

ok so after spending couple of days bumming around, curling up in bed reading fictional book i was thinking, 'hmm pe kate bikini wax hari ni?'

****warning. too much details. definitely not for the faint-hearted.

no, sir. all this while it was just plain ol' tweezing and trimming and veeting.

obviously you gotta do some reading/reviews/tips before doing it at home on your own. and o my, their reviews pretty much freaked me out. to compare bikini waxing to giving natural birth. its that bad seriously? so it kinda took me more than couple of hours to muster a tad of courage to pick up my ipod, a towel and  a waxing kit. 

by the time i got into the shower it was already 1. in the morn. yea, so much for screaming for help. aaanyhoo, with Don't Stop Me Now - Queens in my ear, a final bismillah and i stopped breathing - then BAM!

that. dont. feel. a. thing. 

seriously. people compare THIS to giving natural birth? honestly, i freak out even thinking of being pregnant let alone giving birth. naturally or drugged. i cant understand why people even give birth. dont get me wrong, sure i want kids on my own some day but giving birth seems to me like a great deal of pain and a big damn mess. 

and bikini waxing is suppose to feel like this? really? then im ready to give birth 10 times and go all over again. haha. and i thought im a pathetic wuss.

so anyways because it was so damn easy i was thinking of doing a brazilian. but realizing im not a yoga master, i finally gave up and settled for a nazi. haha.

no wait. am i giving to much details here? is it wrong to actually feel comfortable to publish this out and open? 

*shrugs shoulders.

 

of which i lost it

ok. so i still am not through with exams. 

numero uno : kontrusktionselement has always been a pain in my royal ass. since its the first paper i took this time around it kinda set the this-whole-week-is-gonna-be-a-bitch mood. so i give up. i havent touched ANY study material these past days. 

and i miss glace for some reasons. =( its prolly because back in the days especially during exam period there must be someone whos capable of lifting everyones mood. kan? macam tiba-tiba keluar cerita jija nampak hantu melayang kat study room between topaz(prefects bay) and 'hotel lavender' hahahaha. ok. scary la jugak. but it was a damn good kinda distraction. or that one time yati was eating her walkman with her eyes closed thinking it was kfc. or the other time cedot mengigau jual pen pilot hahahaha. demmit. rinduuuuuu! 

and so, this is depressinnnggg. in all seriousness, i need to score some anti-depressant. how a? ive been telling myself im just prolly being hormonal. tapi macam saiko la pulok all month round kan? 

and therefore, i lost it.

numero dos : i lost my bike. SO NOT funny, ok.

like, how the fuck am i suppose to get around without a bike demmit?? the suns out for most days. i couldve put on my shades and go out but noooooooo. i HAD to take the bus and blow my cash. ugh. fuck me in the ass, will ya?

im in need of a new cheap one. pronto.

and therefore, i lost it.

adik pandang-pandang siapa?

harini kite rempit sikit ok? hahah senario jap.

lama la plak tak denga. seingat aku tak penah la pulak layan senario kan? 

tapi somehow bila play lagu ni, i found myself singing along. caaaam huh?

konfem tv3 pasang lagu ni macam nak rak dulu. so korang jangan tipu kate tak hafal jugak.

kan kannn??

exam fever. and yes, i eat in that manner.

and kermit makes me happy.

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memang cinta ta tak pernah mati ti tiada tara ra rasa asmara

romantika diamor. hahahahaHAHAHAHAAH.ok this song cracks me up everyfrikintime.

wait for the rap part. HIGHlarious!

fak la. baru sekarang la kan aku nak kate fb ni addictiv sebab stalk orang tak hengat dunia. no, bukan in a gatal way. tapi baru jumpa membe NS dahulu kala. so sekarang macam tengah refresh ini sapa itu sape macam mana life skarang blabla.

ooooooh comelnya semua orang dulu kala. it has been 5 years since then. sekarang semua dah macam bapak orang buahahah. married, engaged, dah ada yang beranak pinak. alalalalalalaa comellnyaaaa. zaman-zaman innocent dimana semua pon mencarut bila dapat surat kena panggil. pegi gua musang. like, tak boleh cari tempat hulu lagi ke? alalalalaala comel comel.

demn. if only i could make it to the gathering. mannnnn selalu terlepasss.

baiklah. entry tak dapat tahan perasan berenti disini. 

tioman

okay! setelah lama aku cakap nak passing gamba tioman today i finally settlekan gamba tioman. aku aplod kat picasa not fb sebab fb has lower quality.

klik here untuk gamba tioman edited original size.

klik here untuk gamba tioman unedited sebab malas nak edit. 

feel free to download and upload to fb. sila tag =))

ok. its official. i know i say this a lot but this time i mean it.

i'm a psycho. a stalking psycho.

and i know i should stop this. but i can't!

holy crap.

somebody just has too much time on her hands. or just bad time management.

get off get offf! ok now im just talking to myself while trying to shake things off. pffft psycho.

aaamacam dangdut? i know you're diggin this. jangan tipuuu!! dangdut amelina best ok. period.

anyways. the long overdue tag. 25 random facts. (chupah i'm giving you extra 15)

1) when i was younger i used to swim and sing AND think that i'm ariel. buahahahaah. 

2) i used to swim twice a week back home. now i'm lucky if i even get to go anywhere near a swimming pool. 

and with this i am determined to get my own indoor infinity pool. bet no one has ever done that.

3) i wanna have my own ride and place by 24 with my own cash, but that ain't happening yawl.

4) sooo can't stand tackiness. tacky people just rub me the wrong way.

5) can't. get. enough. of moonlight sonata 3rd movement.

6) boxers are comfortable to sleep in.

7) there's this extremely strong urge to move EVERY single fibre in my body if i catch Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry and Just Dance by Lady GaGa on any stereo. yes. even when i bowl.

8) once in upper primary i cut my own hair like nick fucking carter just because i liked him so much. i even shaved my sideburn. you see, i wasn't much of a tasteful person back then. god he's fugly.

9)  i had 3 primary schools. so the only thing that helped me to cope with nervousness was talking to myself telling its gonna be alright. cause the whole thing introducing yourself in front of a crowd that knows each other is pretty damn nerve-racking. 

so moving up to high school i was kinda pro introducing myself in front of a crowd (being in 2nd intake and stuff). but the thing is, i never got rid the talking to myself thingy. mase f1 jatuh tergolek tangga depan bilik rec blok AB dengan horrornya masa weekend in front of f5s. i stood up, covered my face, tapi cakap dengan kuat 'MALUnya malunya malunyaaaaa'. what the hell is the point of covering my own face then?

10) my ambition from std1 to std6 varies from being a lawyer, a teacher, a stewardess, and an astronomer. i still don't know what i wannabe. professional skydiver boleh?

11) i'm accident prone. i could only reason it with having the worse body coordination. ever. however a friend said it doesn't make sense since i can swim, inline skate and dance. and i pick things up real quick. like pingpong and video games. 

so i'm a paradox apparently.

12) i stop breathing in a lift full of people. i breath in only when the door slides open.

13) i think i'm pretty gay for a straight person. cause i like to check girls out rather than guys.

14) i hate fucking scrawny japanese guys yang langsung tiada kemachoannya yang dipuja ramai perempuan melayu. i don't get it. what ever happened to manly men like takuya kimura and takashi sorimachi? don't they make guys like that anymore?

but well, good to know i fall into the category dimana i have less competish when it comes to guys.

15) i'm a boyfriend virgin. no yati. there is no half-virgin. relationship has nothing like BJs. and i'll be 23 in less than a month. i'm not sure if i should be proud or feel pathetic.

keep this up i'll end up sitting home alone listening to All By Myself. no wait. that just happened like, 10 hours ago.

16) dimitri (anastasia) was my major cartoon crush. he's all that yawl.

17) i read Perez Hilton EVERYDAY. its like, my daily dosage. yeah, i'm just vain that way.

18) i own every single book that Neil Gaiman has ever written. except The Graveyard. and i have a couple of his comic books too.

19) my sri lankan building keeper is such a scumbag. he asked me to buy him 3 sets of sarees in malaysia and he chose to take one. oh helloooo?? satu set sari harga 200+rm ok. kau ingat aku anak sultan brunei ke? so now i still have two sets with me. wtfh am i to do with those? sari anyone?

ok ape kaitan pakcik arumugam dengan aku? tade. saje luah perasaan kat sini.

20) been wanting to play with Holga which has been sitting at the corner of my room for ages now. but everytime i go out it seems like Holga menyemak je untuk dibawa berjalan.

plus last time back home susah gila nak carik kedai yang cuci negatif. berejam-rejam jalan (in heels) cari kedai. then we had to wait for more than a week to pick up them gamba. and what do we get? 2 lousy underexposed films. you would've thought that Holga would actually mengoverexposekan gamba.

i wish we have dark room here at school.

21) i don't mind spending a lot on 3 things. food, bedsheets and lingerie.

22) orang cakap aku kerek on the first impression. but im not, you see. im actually a very friendly person who cusses A LOT. i'm just shy to make the first move. cause i'm terrified with the who-the-hell-are-you-and-why-are-you-talking-to-me look.

23) i miss my friends a lot these days. esp taki yang dahulunya sama zon waktu. burak-burak luah perasaan, teman pulling all-nighter untuk buat esemen, serta webcam semata-mata sebab taki terbangun ketakutan so aku kene tengok die solat subuh. from her behind. apejadah sampai sekarang pon tak paham lagi.

24) its a myth saying the youngest child is the spoilt one. aku pernah kena pukul dengan parents dari tangan ke pembaris kayu ke rotan kayu ke hanger plastik hingga ke tali pinggang. and i am sure that none of my sisters got the belt treatment.

25) i have bruises on the weirdest place ALL the time. i'm not even sure how they got where they are in the first place.

so there. not 10 not 20 but 25. penat ok pikir. exam pon tak jawab lama macam ni.

tagged. again. amyan.

blablabla. this is 2009. everyone should know how tagging works. if you dont, you deserve to go back and live on trees.

here goes.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Liza Minelli? i'd kill myself if thats true.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

no brainer. but im not telling =P

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

no. and apparently everybody doesnt too. my name is often read as Lizu or Liza Makhtar. crap like that.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAL?

definitely nasi paprik. or nasi putih dan daging masak merah. or masak lemak cili api. thaii foooodddd!! amarin anybody?

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

no.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

hell yea. cause i'm just THAT cool. heh.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

and i enjoy doing it.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

i never have anything removed from me. so... yea. prolly.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

that's what i live for, baby.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

hmmm. with milk, kellog's frosties. without milk, HONEY freakin STARS!!!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

depends. if i remember. but these days i wear things with zippers. and waterproof.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE-CREAM?

in malaysia : baskin robbin's yang rainbow tuu. gegh. in germany: plain ol' straciatella. on top of toasted waffles.

13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

in malaysia: the whole damn thing. in europe: i go for the eyes, baby. straight for the eyes.

14. RED OR PINK?

hahahaha pink is tackayyyyhhh!

15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

ketidak-hot-an. does that count?

16. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

food. di malaysia. definitely.

17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?

i dont care.

18. WHAT COLOR OF PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

putih. not wearing shoes. yoga socks count?

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?

currently watching he's not tht into you trailer. on the other monitor.

20.  IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

black. or green.

21. FAVORITE SMELLS?

1. this smell that reminds me of my childhood.

2. cologne water 4711 - reminds me of tokyan.

3. nautica voyage. its for men, i know. but i like it.

4. bau makanan sedap. gegh. demmit im salivating again.

5. bau wangi in  general.

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED ON THE PHONE?

my mom. no wait. asiawok delivery. heheh.

23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

in general, yea. heheh jk amyan.

24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

on tv : eurocup, worldcup. tennis if federer vs nadal is on. or just federer. live : ice-hockey.

25. HAIR COLOR?

dark brown. idk why seniors use to ask if i dyed my hair back in school. its chlorine for sho sebab dulu-dulu malas basuh rambut lepas swim. (sekarang pon =P)

26. EYE COLOR?

dark brown. and hell yea i got flowerish iris.

27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

occasionally. most of the time no sebab aku bangun 1/2 hour before i go out. contacts are never for las min person.

28. FAVORTIE FOOD?

thai!!!

29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

neither. cikai dan cikai.

30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

dead like me - life after death. it ended 30 mins ago. as for cinemas hmmmmmm madagascar II. waaa lama gila tak pergi movies.

31. WHAT COLOR OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

black. redaktion-d.

32. SUMMER OR WINTER?

definitely winter. i lose my temper if its hot. 

33. HUGS OR KISSES?

hmm hugs. and kisses. =)

34. FAVORITE DESSERT?

fresh fruits. good to know that the last thing you eat helps you to crap faster.

35. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

donno. dont care.

36. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

i'll just skip this quesshh.

37. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

am currently between books. american gods by neil gaiman and rich dad poor dad by erm some american japanese hawaiian guy.

38. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

i have no such tacky thing.

39. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

o wow. havent switched the tv for a VERY long time. but last tv episode : that 70's show.

40. FAVORITE SOUNDS?

beethoven. chopin. on piano.

41. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

definitely beatles. 

42. WHERE IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?

i dont want to do the math sooooo europe?

43. DO YOU HAVE SPECIAL TALENT?

i am jack of all trades. master of none.

44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

university hospital, kl.

45. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?

hmmmmmm

 

wth amyann. is this tagging frenzy?? nanti aku buat panjang-panjang biar pening kepala hotak kau mau baca wokaayyy? 

no i havent seen twilight. 

and yes. i think it sucks. donkey's. cock. buahahahahahaha

enough. disturbing mental image.

o wait. demn. i forgot what i wanted to write about. blame donkey's cock for the brain shattering image. no. blame twilight. in fact blame perez for covering r patz so much i sooo fucking hate him. should've cover underrated people like daniel henney for looking so damn good. lala.

ok. still cant remember.

its official. i have too much time on my hands. so i flood my page.

i dont get whats the fuss over twilight and Rob Patz is. as far as i know the book has the worse storyline and vampire description. ever. i read vampires by ann rice, chris pike, and some other random authors. meyer's writing is soo unsignificant whatsoever that it kinda surprised me people gave good reactions. i mean, really? come on, even buffy is tasteful.

and honestly, r patz is soo damn fugly. i have nooo idea how people find him attractive on any level. maybe a lot are just into demented looking people buahahahaha i knowwww jahat sial. but seriously. walaupon aku rasa brad pitt dalam an interview with a vampire huduuuuh sungguh tapi r patz is wayyy up the list when it comes to huduh vampire. 

lala there goes my 2 cents worth.

"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

- Stephen King tells USA Today

amen to that.

my life has officially gone haywired.

so i got hooked onto mafia wars, aite? and then i got really desperate to convert people to play this stupid thing, aite? and then since i can't convert people that i know to play mafia anymore i kinda gave up. cause of the stupid gameplay you can't do more jobs or buy properties and rob people if i have less family member than most people.

and thennnnn the madness begins. it occured to me, 'hey, those people at mw's fanpage need people in their family too'. so now i'm adding friking strangers as my friends just to get further in the game.

but then, since fb is a tool to turn you into stalker mode, i kinda stalk those people i don't even know. which so damn pathetic on my part. so now as i browse through to add people for the game, it kinda hit me, 'pe kate aku add orang hensem je? buahahahaha worth a while to stalk'.

unfortunately, online gamers are not so much of looker.

*siggghhhhhhhh~

tagged

unlike yati aku buat tag kalau tak ade kerja. and since i'm so over mafia wars(in just 3 days) i've got absolutely nothing to do. so here goes;

Rules : The rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must use a picture in the first page of the results, and post it as your answer. After that tag 6 person.

i really want to;

lepak, makan kt malaysia

my favorite place is;

my sanctuary

my favorite things are;

that 70s show

my vaio

arrested development

my favorite drink is;

plain water

(and if doesn't count, then)

shirley temple

my favorite food

(the world wouldn't be as nice if there isn't any) thai food

my favorite color;

if black doesn't count, then it has got to be

green (haaaa kau bajet tak disitu??)

i was born in;

kuala lumpur

i attended;

sekolah seri puteri

fh bocholt

my favorite movie is;

fight club

i wish for (and i truly do);

money

(and with money i could get beauty, health and laki hensem lalalalalaa)

dengan itu, peeps that i tag klisa, kmai, chibi, chupah, nana muin and myto. ok?

currently disappointed. federer vs nadal in the australian open final. oh federer apekehal la kau main buruk sangat ni?? tipah bangun pagi awal-awal tengok ekau main huduh bobona. tipah tertipu bang tipah tertipuu!

oh tengok nadal vs verdasco in the semi-final memberi aku lebih banyak rush. im holding onto verdasco. rupa pon ada gegegegege *drool

aaaaaanyhoo its pretty damn awesome to be able to eat anything and still go down to size xs(aku sendiri tak percaya sampai kene try 3-4 jeans to make sure). carbs to me is like crack to winehouse. i can't get enough!

nowww if we could make the same effect with peanut butter and chocs then i'd have skin like angelina jolie. buahahahahahahahaha.

yish. wishful thinking.

oh pak abu. jangan datang malam ni.

woke up with the worst feeling ever.

the thing about me is that if dont get a straight soundless sleep (no, not talking about sounds because even if a crane is working outside my window i wouldnt give a damn. soundless meaning the kind of sleep that when u wake up you feel like a clean slate, blank almost. macam nak senyum je bangun-bangun. ok agak saiko jugak description but you get what i mean.) so anyways. i'd feel like i've been swimming with crap the whole night if;

-i cant sleep (bergolek bagai pon tak boleh tutup mata)
-i can sleep but i'd wake up at least 3 times if not every god damn hour.
-i can sleep but mimpi ooooohhh ngeri* nyela berbagai. atau mimpi bodoh yang bila bangun rasa nak menyimba (as in simba. menyinga. mengamuk.)

*mimpi ngeri adalah termasuk mimpi yang ada kaitan dengan exams. this is the worse kind. seemed to be coming true often if compared to other kind.

so to have 2 criteria get all mixed up in one night is a whole lot more than just feeling like swimming in a pool of crap.

get this. mimpi. kinda was in a brawl with my sis. prolly has something to do with the wardrobe (hahahah gilaaa vain la pulak aku ni.) then i talked to my dad. turned out i blew up even worse with him. then ntah apesal ade pulak function kat rumah aku punyalah ramai sedara-mara beserta strangers coming in. then aku mengamuk dengan brother videotaper/photographer. gaduh-gaduh. then my dad intervened. lagi aku meletop. tried to calm meself down lepaking with some cousins. that was an excruciatingly annoying experience. family drama. trashtastic. so then i finally decided to take up car keys and go for a drive. there was suddenly a helluva big truck passed by just as i closed the door and BAM! there was shitload of snow on my car i cant move. i couldnt get out of the car. huh.

macam haram tak? bangun dengan penuh kebencian. manaaaa ada snow kat pj woiii. aku dah penuh emo dah masuk kereta (because driving is therapeutic to me despite aku drive macam perempuan gila) kenaapaa harus snow? siap bergaduh dengan bapak. hahaha anak bertuah kalau alam nyata perangai macam tu. tak cukup dengan mimpi, sambung balik tido bangun tiap jam kot.

adela jugak bloodshot dalam mata (in addition sebab main game sampai lewat malam).

speaking of, apsal pulak la macam satu dunia melayan mafia wars ni? bukankah ia seperti druglord yang telah fofuler sejak bangku sekolah dahulu?

ape sajala labuuu asal kau bahagia.

gegh. the whole deal pimping my desktop to mac is resulting to dodol hangus.

huh. sungguh la aku ni x IT savvy. dengan firefox berlaku cilaka. dengan aeroshock tak dengar kata. dengan itunes berlaku selenge.

yish. bloodshot in my flipping eyes!

zomg. ZOMG. ZOMG!!!!

i am waaaay screwed than i think i am. i am now literally on the verge of barfing.

gegh. if only i could shake things off by just erm... shaking? sh sh shakin.



ok merepek. ohhhh fukken fuckety fuck.

glace

aha. thanks to milo ah aplod gamba selebet. sebab best tgk gamba then aku dengan semangat go thru gamba masa balik summer ok. pastuuu caaaaaaaaaaam tibak...

oh. sangat rindu glace okaaaay.

sekian.




p/s to milo : aku menunggu gamba kontroversi. jangan lupa.

aaaaaaahh!! aku kegelian amat sangat!

kenapa? sebab baru habis baca satu entry dalam blog azwan ali.

apsal die suke gune bahasa nyah aku tak paham.

sebab aku kegelian tahap maksima, aku mau share sama-sama.

BLOG AZWAN ALI

P/S : is he even relevant in the entertaintment industry?? seems like a Z-lister to me. tapi takkan nak kasik apek sorang je kot tayang muka kan? oh majulah sedikit malaysia.

randomness:

-pushing daisies is üüüüübercute, aint it? lee pace on the other hand is god damn dreamy. so my type.

-aku layan ally mcbeal, hercules and xena the warrior princess all at the same time. sangap tak sangaaap takkk??

-exams never cease to make me feel like barfing.

-on a lighter note, since ramai sungguh tak puas hati dengan kuda hitam (which btw aku sungguh melayan *sings kalaulah ada pacar hitam, hari panas senyum pun senaaaaang), i changed the tunes to hit the road jack. makes you wanna move, doesnt it?

holy shit.

2 malam. nightmare.

ingatkan tua-tua ni kalau mimpi hantu dah tak takut.

2 nights ago. mimpi antu. bangun dalam ketakutan. trust me baca ayat kursi 3 kali pon masih ketakutan. siap bukak lampu. mmmmmmmm takut pak abu tibak muncul (kekasihku seru reference). pak abu skeri.

the cold. doesnt help either.

perlukah tua bangka begini masih dalam ketakutan???

cycling in snow worth a week is. such. a. bitch.

sure it has been insanely exciting. cause this is the first time its really snowing in years that i've been here.

dan aku selalu commute naik bas saja. so the snow thingy never bugs me.

tapi setelah aku mencabar diri untuk naik beskal untuk 3-min trip ke schlecker, oh betapa ridiculousnya. 3-min bertukar menjadi 10 min (ok exaggerate sikit disini). but seriously. setiap cycle itu memerlukan konsentrasi yang sangat tinggi. main pingpong pon lagi senang (harus diambil kira aku buduh pingpong).

kepada sesiapa yang adrenalin junkie silala naik beskal atas snow tebal. rasailah betapa ridiculousnya tindakan anda.

i was really over the whole new year's resolution deal. really, i mean since im the type yang suka berhangat-hangat tahi ayam why should make a resolution just for the fact that it seems appropriate that everyone has to have at least one. but now, reflecting on my experience, my wants and desire, well, basically my whole damn existence, i have come upon a revelation. it shouldn' just be a new year's resolution. it should be my whole gravity. so i'd say ;

CARPE DIEM.

there you go. this could never go wrong. life shouldn't be based on my past. sure some things are just hard to let go. of the memories. of the regrets. and sure future doesn't really justify anything. specially the insecurities. but i should just focus on the present. make things happen. and therefore, carpe diem.

the whole deal with ovulating is - it annoys me. insanely.

its not just about stupid mood swings. which btw trigger some other stupid stuff. its the whole physical change. the whole breasts swelling, increase of appetite yang tak membantu sama sekali uterus buncitness. basically im not comfortable in my own skin. when i ovulate. even worse when im having period. which im not going into. tapi taknak la menopause. ooh and finally, my superbad skin breaks out as if tomorrow is the end of the world. they just have to get out. and see the world. konon-konon.

the point is, when both combined especially in the mid of exams week i finally understood why people became wristcutters. or pill popper.

i used to be this idealistic person. bila tengok movie ke cerita kat tv, kalau orang suicide aku mesti macam, 'hak enaaa. kot ye pon tak ade agama tapayah la dramatic sangat sampai nak terjun bangunan.'

now being the realistic person that i am, hopelessness really brings out the um... hopelessness? the why-cant-i-get-out-of-this-shit kinda feeling.

so there. another bitching bout ovaries and uterus. peace out.

this never gets old.

been wanting to vent for days but somehow i managed to do some other unworthy things which by now i cant even seem to remember.

aaanyhoo. ugh. weather. sucky. too cold. too windy. too wet. and i travel by bike. aku sudahlah begitu gigih memakai baju sejuk yang berbagai tapi somehow.. hmph. in vain. sejuk mencucuk kulit serupa macam bogel je. and there was this one time i had to desperately take a dump while cycling. the sejukness obviously doesnt help. bak kata this random person i met, 'taik dah nak berekor dah....'. and then once i got home, i went straight into the toilet and took a helluva crap. here's the thing about my toilet. its mutually exclusive from my shower therefore the water that i usually use came from the sink which by the way sape hentah invent sebab tade temperature control so its pretty damn cold. like cunt freeezing after berinstinjak kinda cold.

aanways back to my story of desperation of having to take a crap. went into that toilet. and ooooooo my. never have i experience feeling the warmth of that once-cunt-freezing water. boy if anyone would ask me what is the meaning pure bliss then i would say exactly say that. taking a crap in an insanely perfect comfort. how ironic is it to actually appreciate cold in cold? ok. kalau tak faham tak pe. my point is kesejukan diluar adalah sangat puaka sampai air sejuk toilet pon macam air panas. sudah.

the whole deal with exams is kinda tugging my emotions. macam pms sepanjang-panjang yang mungkin. demn la kenapa aku belaja kat sini. hmph.

this is a random shout out. arrested development : mayyjah! i remember i used to enjoy watching it on the tv but in all seriousness its like a masterpiece. hands down to the creator and writer. best thing. EVER. tidak seperti bende bodoh yang überhyped. macam heroes. and prison break. and one tree hill. even greys anatomy macam dah bodoh-bodoh. so i resort to good things. macam entourage. aquaaaahhh mannnn! ari gold btw has the best script. i wish i could talk like him. how the hell a normal could come up with something like that? his head must be like super fast.

ok. too much randomness. and words that shouldnt be used in front of your parents.


p/s : siapa ingat secreto de amor?? ahahah this song reminds me of a shirtless fabio-looking guy named carlos raul riding a horse. cracks me up everytime! gallop gallop *konon-konon penuh seksi*

updates. setelah berbulan entry entourage berkulat.

• emm exams : as usual ntah apa-apa. test bawak masuk toyol aku lepas la pulak.
  

• summer : malaysia. wuh. awesome times. finally got to feel the nite life i dun have around here(germany). no im not a clubbing perk(pls, lame ok). haha lama x lepak hartamas. celaka tikus besa macam mak kucing. mak kucing pon lari ketakutan. lepak smpai subuh br tau hartamas tade mesjid/surau. huh pegi segambut dalam ok. its like a whole mini jakarta down there.
  

• tioman : sori peeps lupa mau passing gamba. gamba underwater all over the place harhar. badan belang macam nini cokolat celup (celup celup!) <------ ok lawak rempit jap.

• blew my money on food, man. worth every penny.

• found out my archery skill wasnt too shabby.
  

• hah. fish spa. ridiculously ridiculous. spent 15 mins naik turun kaki masuk kolam. ikan x sempat mau gigit2.
  

• uuuuu karoke nite. awesomeness. oh how we sang soo shamelessly.

• the rest of the summer i spent on ermm gossiping(mcm x biasa), smirking on melayu peluk-peluk tengah alam mahupun dalam cinema, serta melepak depade time bukak posa sampai sahur. sekian.

didnt get to wakeboard(sebab rate untuk wakeboarding kt mines mahal haram), didnt get to wallclimb(sebab tak jumpa tempat kt OU), didnt get to bukak posa dengan glace except ena piya taki(who btw dominated the whole conversation time).

there. cant seem to think anything remotely worth reading.

p/s : i got a grandpa named Abe whos senile. haha. o well, i thought its pretty funny. not nice. but at least funny.

-despite überhype dramas, i still think entourage is the best.

-i miss glace.

-weather rimas, lalat rimas, badan rimas, otak rimas.






hati rimas.

sleepless weekend

no shit. had sleepless wiken.

NO MORE HEROES rocks my pants!!! it's like star wars meets bleach meets kill bill meets grand theft auto. (walopon aku denga grand theft auto lagi best).

aku duduk depan tv 12 jam tanpa menggerakkan bontot. semata nak habiskan game ni.

puas hati ok final match. aku tengah on fire ni. sape ade wii sile main. gerenti puas hati.

NO MORE HEROES Wii Trailer

sape kate x best meh sini debate dengan aku.

shitade out of shit.

aku sangat laaa benci cikgu yang caring. sem ni penuh dengan cikgu2 yang caring. oleh itu tak boleh ponteng kelas. sebab muka fofuler sangat kalau tak datang cikgu sebok-sebok tanya sakit apa. so anyways yesterday shaz didnt go to school since he needed to get his ankle checked up. nak dibuat cerita semalam kena pergi kelas cikgu caring;

intro (telah diterjemah)

cikgu caring : hello peeps. blablabla (insert ayat intro standard cikgu) oh hey..you guys are always in a group of three. what happened to the other one? (sambil menunjuk kepada dua budak paling hitam dalam kelas buahahahaa)
lizakodi : (sebab rasa paling hitam responsible terus menjawab) errm he's sick. (dengan penuh harapan dia tak tanya banyak)
cikgu caring : uuu is it serious? is he okay? what is he having?
lizakodi : (cis. kenapa kau harus extravaganza caring?) erm he got sprained ankle. (believe me explaining sprained ankle in german is no easy job. stuck kat explanation ni agak la beberapa minit).
cikgu caring : how come? soccer?
lizakodi hanya mengangguk.
cikgu caring : aaaaanways i heard there are people who didnt have the password to access my scripts. apparently the password hasnt been distributed properly.
random guy in class : but we all have it.
cikgu caring : well i'm talking for those ladies in the back. (tunjuk kitorang lagi)
lizakodi : (shit.)
random guy : oh well okay. i'll read it out loud. blabla (the password)
cikgu caring wrote it on the board then made sure we (aku elly) got it.
guy next to random guy : here (handing me a piece of paper) can you read it?
lizakodi : yea sure. (apprently he wrote the password down. again. padahal besa2 kat depan dah ade. aku adalah sudah penuh malu diberi perhatian sebegitu rupa)

end of intro.

intermission

dikala kepanasan dalam kelas betriebliches rechnungwesen adalah aku melayang-layang serta bermain mata dengan cikgu caring itu. rasa macam duduk dalam kelas sejarah kat sekolah dulu-dulu. atau pon mod maths. (bermain mata meaning my eyelids are just defeated against gravitational force). dengan tak semena-mena ;

cikgu caring : how are the foreign students going? am i going to fast? or are there something to you wanna ask?
lizakodi : (blurr siaaaal. die tengah cakap ngan aku ke? fuck la aku tengah pening lalat) emmm nein. ist okay.
cikgu caring : alles verstanden?
lizakodi : (masih blur) em ja.
cikgu caring : bestimmt?
lizakodi : (baru pasan kalau die tanya aku soklan kang kantoi sial tak paham. shit. tuka jawapan jap) errrr jain. heheh (sengih-sengih buat muka bodo jap)
cikgu caring : Ist ja bestimmt schwer für Sie alles gut zu verstehen. Arbeiten Sie auch mit den Deutschen?
lizakodi : nicht so.
cikgu caring : Wollten Sie mit den arbeiten?
lizakodi : (pandang elly jap. apsal aku je jawab wei. bekap laa)
elly buat tak layan sial.
lizakodi : es geht.
cikgu caring : Es ist besser, wenn Sie auch mit den anderen arbeiten. Sonst wird es schwer. (pastu sound budak kelas lain) Sie müssen um ihren ausländischen Komolitonen kümmern blablabla..
lizakodi : (exterior : senyum tak rela. interior : fucckkk fuckety fuccckk.)
cikgu caring : So bitte. Machen Sie das. (masih tak abes sound classmate sebab tak caring kat kitorang)
lizakodi : (batu belaaaahh batu bertangkooppppp. telan la akuu.. aku maluu orang lain kena babysittt akuuu!!)

end of intermission.

so basically the next day (iaitu hari ini), punya lah ramai rakan taulan bertegor sapa offer nak tolong kitorang kalau ada masalah. siap wat ayat dalam english. babi aku malu sial. bukan malu sebab orang ingat aku bodoh (sebab memang bongok pon), tapi malu sebab dah la anti-social, pastu orang lain kena blame pasal aku yang anti-social.

but hey. if life gives you shit, then make a shitade out of it. (sebab lemons jadik lemonade gettit?)

when shit hits the fan

after sitting in front of the computer doing the so-called research from 5pm till 12am i have come to a revelation that im a good observer but a very bad solver.

i mean, seriously. its not like i was watching anything. i sit while trying to comprehend these hydraulics sheenanigans (which im suppose to take next sem anyways not now) and in the end not getting any materials whatsoever for tomorrows dicush session.

what i know is hitler was highly impressed with muslim military. and he prolly is a quarter of jew. and siapa yang forward email kat aku kata hitler adalah suami yang setia is bullcrap because he was never married. and watersports apparently means something else. and syphillis can attack your brain. and the wasabi i've been eating is not even real wasabi (demmit).

but nooooo. i cant come up with anything for tomorrow. because i just dont have the ability to put pieces together.

and i just realized not to underestimate my peningness. i happen to talk crap during the whole episode of being lost in clouds of information.

lame-o.

stupid flanders. stupid flanders. stupid flanders.

emmm the only reason i write this is because cik sonik is a little wee bored looking at gang rape all this while. so there you go sonik.

randomness : spongebob in awe sounds exactly like homer in mengidamness. mr. burns ruless!!

aaaaanyhoo, this is how my head goes these days. random.

apart from kacau jiwa assignments, this is all i have for you guys ;

1) never bowl after veeting your legs. the ball will either go in the longkang or in a much worse case ermmm goes backwards. you might not see the relation now but heck, why dont you try it yourself?

2) never veet without enough cream. regardless how bululess you think you are.

i've been gang raped. with everything. mentally and emotionally. (nope not physically)

soo easy if i could just shut down and shun myself.

hmmmmmm but being me all i can do is absorb everything and put on a smile.

lala life sucks at this point.

this is soooooooooooooooo fucked up i got goosebumps all over.

kinky incest

my heart just sinks.

no matter how much i take my daily dosage of simpsons.

screwed. screwed. screwed.

on the contrary when everybody seems to be happy about spring. hate it. now. it rains. a lot. wet wet wet. and there's a bicycle involves.

blerrgghh.

my heart sinks.

malang tak berbau

even with an intimate relationship with my bicycle for a couple of years now i still manage to fall like an idiot. no wind no nothing i just fell.

shaz was there but apparently i didnt hear anyting. i dont get it though. cause if i was him i'll be laughing my ass off but i heard just.. nothing. only my name. either he's holding his laugh (which i dont think he does a very good job of) or 'god she has the worst reflexes ever. suck to be her.' going in his head. haha anyways glad elly wasnt there cause she wont be much of a help. bet i'll only hear hyenic laugh for the next 10 mins.

aaaaanyhoo my jeans didnt rip, much to my disappointment. coz then i'll have a cool jeans with real story hahah. the whole thing wasnt really bad actually. the thing is i have this 10cm long greenish blackish red bruise on my inner thigh. which doesnt add up at all since i landed on my knees. anyways its freakish looking i kinda like it. and i just realized everytime i pressed the thingy i smiled a little. pain is bliss. now it's official to say i'm a creep.

bak dialog di bawah;

kodi : they said i'm weird. lol
shaz : u? weird? why am i not surprised?
kodi : demn

Wien - Budapest - Prague

spent a week doing some exam stress venting.

WIEN / VIENNA
-typical German atmosphere.
-mecca for those who appreciate arts. i dont have the money to even step into a single museum so the whole thing in wien was pretty bleh.
-the receptionist of the hostel we stayed was pretty bleh as well. ummm reminds us a lot of our physic teacher, Frau Seul. ladies and gents, she by far, is the worst living nightmare i've encountered. being the physic teacher back in Köln Fachhochschule she often chased those who are late out. never let us go to the loo (who the hell can control their bladder?), and has the creepiest penetrating blue eyes ever. period. and bad breath. and the receptionist lady resembles her a lot. and by a lot i mean physically and mentally. scary berry.

BUDAPEST
-has on average good looking people.
-cute receptionist too.
-a lot of places to see.
-i know i've mentioned this but - good looking people. emm by people i mean guys. dont really have the time to check girls out. terlalu rambang mata. mungkin kalau bernasib baik dapat berkahwin dengan hungarian satu.

PRAGUE
-cheap.
-has this one great chinese restaurant near our hostel. best szechuan i've tasted so far!
-busuk people. drunk people. be careful or they might grab your ass. yelck!
-but overall an ok place to visit.

*******

-blew my budget on this trip
-a lot of people seemed to recognized we're malaysian so i guess kudos to europeans? although i do get a lot of stares here in germany. and occasionally get asked where i'm from or what kind of language we were speaking. hmm

oh. i've been tagged?

8 random facts

1. my true arch nemesises are clowns and worms.

even before It the Clown came out i was never comfortable being around those colorful hideously face-painted creatures. i dont know who came up with the idea of a full grown man with flappy shoes and freaky laugh, but boy, aint he insane. they're not even funny to begin with. and the fact that It the Clown eats children who fear clown doesnt help either. the movie haunts me for years. now i have goosebumps when there's clown nearby. even ronald mcdonald creeps me out. and as for worms - i scream even when its only on the tv. that bad.

2. i may look like this - but i'm actually a couple of pounds to being underweight.

3. this happens a lot recently. i sit. and do absolutely nothing. the room temp is low 20s (celcius). and all of a sudden - mucus meleleh. like its on a mission or something. it wont stop oozing for god knows how long. so i guess this has to count as a talent. or what?

4. i never fail to wear black. and pink is a faux pas.

thanks to It the Clown i used to be scared of colors. haha (zaman bodo) thinking colors might attrack It. emm now its just - hitam itu peryllis. heh. aaanyways black represents elegance. if not - then why would coco chanel invent 'the little black dress'. and its friggin epidemic! everyone has the little black dress (malu nak mengaku tapi aku pon ade haha). can you imagine 'the little pink dress'? ugh faux pas faux pas!! what a crime. i am - of course - already out of the phase in life where everything i own is black. i've evolved. but pink is still unforgiven. no matter how you put it.

5. i'm very into k-pop. (korean popculture for those who knows jack)

i could talk about it for hours. dan seperti melempar minyak kedalam api (betul ke? belasaahh laa) housemateku jua sebegini rupa. and honestly, if i saw anyone looking slightly asian i have this wishful thinking that they're korean. and i would quietely get closer to them trying to hear what they're saying. and if they're korean hahah i'll get all excited and do somewhat a personal listening test just to check my vocab pot. psychotic, i know. pathetic, maybe. but hey, now i can at least watch korean variety shows without sub and still understand. ooooooo how i wish i could do a homestay.

6. i am a magnet to weirdos.

still don't understand why but most guys who asked me out are weirdos. they're prolly just plain jack and i'm the one who compels the weirdness out of them. i don't know. they're weird. no details here.

7. i tend to forget crucial stuff. i've told this before. like, i know there's something i need to do. and i'm thinking real hard what. for a whole 5 minutes i would sit and think really hard. then i feel it - kene berak. sekarang!

8. people acting randomly. makes me. happy. macam jung min. of ss501. sexy devil.


im taggin:

crystal
k.lisa
k.mai
milo
chibi

the fuck with people blocking their blogs??

i do not want to be older. shit man in a month i'll be twenty bloody two. i hadnt done anything just yet. what about surfing? and skim boarding? and sky diving? and latin dance classes?

emmmm graduate? hah. lambat lagi kot.



beluuum beluuumm im not ready nak keluar teenage years (because technically im still 21). o wait my head just went blank. now i forgot what i initially wanted to write. so... ciao.

o shizzz. its getting pretty old with writers block.

this used to be my sanctuary!!!

i even wrote a poem (haha) about a witch (haha give and take a letter).

not only im inarticulate these past days, i cant even write.

what heppenggg? partly prolly cause there were too many silent readers (hey if not u who can i blame)

aaaaanyways paper hari cam..... fuck. (sila baca dengan nada expressionless) and then semua bende la aku nak langga kan. lepas habis cussing semua benda aku langga, tibak aku pegi masak. pegi masak. pegi masak? pegi masak yooo!!! macam sakai ok aku. tekanan perasaan pegi masak. how or more appropriate when did i became this lame? ugh.

yea one bitching coming up. peace out y'all.