Oh KJ.

who the fuck wanst to be called 'Mat Cemerlang'??

hahah KJ's logic is always questionable.

shows you even Oxford education can't provide you problem solving skills, huh?

hols shit.

this show doesn't only rock my pants, but my whole goddamn universe!!

and o josh, you're just the icing on the cake teheee.

ditto.

those shoes *drools

awesome color pallet.

wallowing away.

Why does it take me a god damn long time to finish my thesis?

Well, apparently I created a new genre of art.

See, one day I just had this ridiculous urge to get a whole set of nail polish online. The ridiculous part is that I've always been a nail-polish-virgin.

It sorta hard to initially justify why I bought them in the first place.

Well, I guess it's just instant gratification. Ya know, the kind when you saw a shit load pile of dust at the corner of your room and you just pick up a vacuum and then, ZUUUURRP! Everything's gone. Yes, that kind. INSTANT GRATIFICATION.

Aaaanyhooo I started to paint every colour on every nail. And then realized it's a bitch to wipe clean everything back once I need to do my prayers.

And yet I get very agitated every time I glanced my way at those tiny colorful bottles.

Finally - light bulb!

TADAA!

Painting nail polish on laminated paper. I googled and didnt find anyone that has done anything like this just yet. So I guess, yeaaaay? Its now safe to say I'm creative?

this is gross, i warn you.

anyone else has diarrhea during period?

sap with that yo?

read somewhere that i could prevent that by eating yogurt.

that would TOTALLY help, if I'm not lactose intolerant.

other solutions are:

-healthy diet

-moderate exercise

dude, this is ramadhan IN THE SUMMER!

i dont even feel decent eating 1 plate of rice during iftar and another plate 6 hours later. (because the time gap between maghrib and subuh are ridiculously puny, its revolting to eat anything at all).

and I cycle EVERYWHERE.

seriously.

so annoyingly excruciating.

one liner #1

it's so fucken hot, I'm a lingerie model 24/7.

Hak enaa!

Spain fans are very 'matured'. Not all. But you know who they are if you spend some time on FB reading their comments and status(es?). It wasn't a good game to begin with. In fact, it was the most sleep inducing game I've seen this world cup (focus : I'VE SEEN. sebab aku tak tengok semua pon hehe). Feels like watching Chelsea vs Liverpool. Bosan.

Well, EPL is monkey business anyways.

So, I don't really get why the need to bash Deutsche Mannschaft. Spain won, good for you. But, really. It was a shiteous game. I mean, if the spaniards scored 5 beautiful goals, I'd clap my hands, and say, 'Well, at least this is worth my time. Beautiful game.' But lets get real here. So tak payah lah nak bangga sangat.

Aaaaanyhooo, from the responses I got on FB, the conclusion I cam safely make is;

• Guys, who are Spain team fanatics are probably Liverpool fans. Sebab selalunya Liverpool fans ni over sikit bile after EPL match. Kalau menang kecoh sekampung. Kalau kalah nak tutup FB seminggu. In fact, right after game terus log out. haha. Ini spesies, kalau pegi kedai mamak, takmau pegi tempat ade banyak fans team lain. Macamkan kalau order air kat kedai mamak yang ramai fans Chelsea ke MU ke, die dapat rase bulu mamak dlm air tu. (Tapi bile pikir ramai lelaki melayu loser fanat EPL semua camtu haha. Mintak dijauhi lelaki camni daripada hidup aku. Harap sikap loser tak turun kat anak aku nanti.)

• Female Spain fans, rata-rata alasan satu je : Fernando José Torres. Sebab katenye Torres hensem. Cerita pasal bola macamkan layan bola hari-hari. Tapi terms berterabur. Bila tanya, apsal ko suke Spain eh? Jawapan : hehe sebab ade Torres. Dahla hensem, hebat pulak tu.

In all honesty, I have no idea how these kinda girls can enjoy a

good football game, if the only thing they're looking at are cute guys. Bukan nampak sangat pon. And even if I understand it, Torres isn't THAT good looking. I'd understand if its Van Persie. muka jambu-jambu sikit haha.

bukan taste aku sangat la.

but this guy is. Roque Santa Cruz yo.

eh jap. aku tengah cerite ape tadi? heheh.

actually, good looks on the field really doesn't mean a thing to me. i mean, okla mungkin pada mata ramai perempuan lain Torres itu comel. macam ramai perempuan cakap Tomok tu comel. atau Remy Ishak. pada mata aku, hmmmmmmmmmm. Please elaborate, tang manaaaaa? TAPI, these good looking guys are such turn offs when it comes to their attitude on the field.

Theo Walcott - comel. tp buruuuk siaaaal main. Torres - suka dive sial. loser ah. Ronaldo - hebak goreng tapiii ya ampunn suka nangis. Turn off, ok, TURN OFFFF!

Ok, main point is, ade seorang 'star' dalam team tidak bermaksud team itu bagus. (sebenarnya star sebab masuk club popular je. macam dalam EPL. atau Real Madrid.) Sometimes its better when no one has bigger ego. Thank god Ballack was injured. Thus a better teamplay. Game pun lawaaa je.

Tapi Malaysian kan sangat bigot. Eh. More like melayu. Mentaliti pun masih rendah. Suka AFundi. Suke orang yang gebang besar padahal satu point pon tak ada. Sebab tu KJ (Khairy Jamaluddin) disukai ramai. hehe.

Conclusion : Great that Spain won. Deutsche Mannschaft, tak sia-sia aku support since WC2002. They're still young, so next time boleh lebih meletup ya?

(thank you Laily dengan obsession Klose. memang tidak dinafikan first WC utk Klose die meletup. 5 gol WC2002. 5 gol WC 2006. 4 gol WC2010. kalau tambah satu lagi kali ni, die akan reach rekod Ronaldo+5 gols for each consecutive WC+seri dengan Spain.)

Dengan itu, aku tutup dengan hero aku untuk World Cup 2010.

Mein neuer Hero, Neuer. =)

LOST

kljndibjnqskm qpsa,a.

sakit hati layan lost enam season.

ending gila bodo. konon-konon kene 'read between the lines'.

ala-ala budak buat karangan ending '...kemudian saya terjaga daripada mimpi'.

the fuck man. aku kupas sebanyak mana pon, takde logical/poetic explanation yang boleh satisfy the whole ordeal.

kesimpulan : writer gila pemalas, suka main tipu. explain sikit-sikit, lepas tu lepas tangan. kemudian lost fanatics yang perasan-bagus kupas satu-satu, dan label orang yang complain tidak intelligent. padahal kalau kau duduk depan aku konfem semua bende yang kau kupas, aku boleh cantas dengan senang lenang.

baik aku layan fringe. ptui!

cam cibai, boleh?

Tak tido malam, pasal mau buat thesis kaw-kaw. So harini tak mandi kelam kabut nak jumpe prof (oi aku mandi after tengok Deutschland-Ghana pastu tak tido so tak busuk eh). Turun from tingkat 4, letak punggung atas seat basikal, kayuh serta-merta! Basikal. jalan. 3. inci. SAHAJA. Sambil bunyi prootttt preettt prottt pretttt. Tayar pancit. Bukan kes pancit manja-manja eh. Ini memang leper tahap tiub-tiub tu sekali nak tercabut dah.

Elly ada cerita, berapa hari lepas, die balik from doing groceries, neighbour iranian and minah nigga depan rumah (french kot if not aprika) bergaduh sakan depan entrance building kitorang.

Diorang gaduh pasal hak parking basikal dalam building. Building ni kecik gila, so isle nak lalu-lalang ade certain orang simpan basikal. Minah nigga ni nak parking basikal dalam building, tapi mamat iranian ni tak bagi. (bodoh jugak la debate ni, sebab mamat ni dan bini die simpan basikal dalam building).

Nigga : Apahal x boleh parking sini, padahal tempat ni kosong??

Iran : Mana boleh. Habis nanti orang yang selalu parking sini balik nanti, die nak parking mana?

Nigga : Parking lua a. Apahal lak nak claim tu hak die? Apahal die boleh parking dalam, aku tak boleh? Aku tau, ni sebenanya tempat bini kau kan?? (Sambil tunjuk-tunjuk Elly ngahahahaha tibe-tibe die boleh jadik bini orang)

Dan bende yang sama diulang-ulang dengan intonasi yang berlainan. Elly try masuk campur, tapi sempat cakap, 'Nein...-' terus nigga ni bambu semua orang. Malas layan, terus naik. Tengah² daki tingkat 4 boleh pulak basikal aku yang jadik topik gaduh.

Eh, apahal nak libatkan basikal aku. Basikal aku tu tu boleh buat eklan tahan 4 musim ok. Time winter dulu aku tengok basikal aku seketul je lone ranger kat luar tu. Panas hujan salji tornado basikal akuuuu jugak kat luar sorang-sorang. Tu yang bengkang bengkok kene tiup angin. Habis lampu, basket aku rosak bagai. Tibak jadik bahan gaduh. Hish.

Anyways, the next day of perang nigga vs iranian, elly tengok tayar die pancit. Gelak-gelak, cakap 'Ade orang sabotaj beskal aku ke?'.

Semalam masa aku nak parking tempat usual aku, ade satu basikal monopoli space. So aku himpit-himpit a, so that muat 2 basikal terus.

Harini, tayar nak tercabut dah. Kebetulan?

3 inci je boleh jalaaaan, ok? Kene call Hegerfeld, postphone termin. Tak makan, tak tido, tak mandi, kene jalan 5km dengan notebook 5kg dalam cuaca gila babi panas bawak basikal pergi repair, pergi sekolah.

Motherfucker.

7 keturunan sapaaa aku nak sumpah ni cepaaaat jawab!!!

On the way balik rumah, laptop jatuh. Naik tingkat 4, only to realize phone hilang.

Cam babi x?

thank god for the invention of ziplock vaccum bags!

from this ;

to this ;

easy peasy lemon squeezy.

...

syok kot layan gosip fasha sanda. huahua.

spot on.

watak yang die bawak - spot on. *tepuk tangan.

=)

(aku pon x kenal siapa orang yang terlibat.)

word of the day.

Main Entry:	prosumer 2
Part of Speech:	n
Definition:	a professional consumer, a person who takespride in buying high-quality items after research
Etymology:	combination of 'professional' + 'consumer'

yes, i am. =)

pretty little liars.

new series on abc.

saw the pilot. resembles a lot like sorority row. but they're in high school.

all in all, its pretty lame.

however, fans of gossip girl and vampire diaries will prolly dig this.

you know who you are, so knock yourself out!!

teaser.

the recommendation.

ughh. i'm highly offended by this.

who would want to be in THOSE groups??

so lame. pfft.

pujaanku.

i really want this. like, really, really, really, really want this.

but i bought this instead. (because i'm just way more practical that way.)

plus all the accessories. but without the kit lens (18-55mm IS). lets face it, its one useless lens.

aaaaanyhoo sekarang bank kontang.

so, i need to go back home pronto. and learn how to sew. and sew 50 of those instead =)

mary soo #2

can't wait to finish up stuff here.

then go back home to this. =)

girl crush.

well. more like an inspiration.

i've never seen any hijabi SO high fashion.

she converted 5 years ago, and while looking for a style that really suits her, she then started designing.

personally, i'm not really into her style. i cant pull it off. and a lot of people cant pull off the whole hijab+skirt/maxi dresses too. mostly nampak serabai. but she ROCKS it.

see, i think a lot of people misinterpret the word stylish. mainstream society defines FASHION=MONEY. which is extremely ridiculous. if you dont have a strong personal style, you're not stylish. you could buy the most expensive Betsey Johnson piece, but i mean come on. Betsey Johnson, really? Her designs give me headaches! jalan-jalan Berjaya Times Square boleh jumpe design sama, datang from China haha.

Take a look again at the pictures above. amazing what you can do with worn out calvin klein t-shirt, old cardigan, a simple skirt (of which she designed herself) and the right kind of makeup. a little accessorizing wouldnt hurt. fokus : a little.

merepek ok society sekarang. beli barang designer (esp yang bajetnye tak seberapa, tapi sebab faktor 'nak-jugak!', so beli jugak, tapi design gila huduh) lepas tu jalan-jalan muka perasan hensem habis. hish. why cant people realize, if you cant pull leggings/skinny jeans off, dont wear 'em. i used to wear skinny, but now i steer off it. (well, peha membesa.) the basic thing people should understand about fashion is its ALL about proportions. kalau pendek, pakai proportion elok, takde orang nampak kau pendek sangat. kalau gemuk, pakai proportions elok-elok, takla nampak kaki tu macam batang pokok pisang. kalau beli mahal-mahal, but it doesnt suit you, what good does it make? eh apsal aku tibe-tibe nak mengutuk orang ni?

sudah. makin tulis makin nak mengutuk. anyways, pictures are from http://www.stylecovered.com/. you guys might wanna check it out.

wipe that smirk off your face.

I dont get the Bieber Fever.

He sounds (or sounded? dah pecah belum? x follow.) like a 10 year old girl with decent karaoke singing voice.

And its annoying to see him E-VE-RY-day on TV, Perez and Facebook.

Then came Charice Pempengco. Then this.

And now I'm like, baby baby baybeh uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh. With guitar on the lap and all.

Guilty as charged.

Heh.

solidworks meets dexter.

this is currently how i live. while watching reruns of dexter for the billionth time. never gets old.

aaanyways, aku baru tengok adamaya adela dalam 7 episod. hours of my time i could never get back. walaupun ade lisa surihani, but ooomahhhhgod that show sucks. lakonan tidak berkualiti, skript cikai, storyline - dont even get me started. blerghhh.

adamaya = one tree hill * 10.

(in case ade yang x reti maths, adamaya adalah saploh kali ganda hodoh drpd one tree hill, yang pada suatu masa dulu aku kene stop tengah2 cerita sambil jerit kemarahan sebab bodoh sangat. lepas tu delete previous seasons dan patahkan burned dvd one tree hill. )

speaking of quality meter, this is how i feel of current tv season ;

(Ratings system:

1 - tekan download pon x sanggup

2 - sambil tengok sambil jerit sambil drag lepas tu tekan stop

3 - boleh la takat nak tengok sambil makan

4 - eh aku suka

5 - if you enjoy this as much as i do, then we could be BFF )

Greys Anatomy - 1/2. ni kadang2 stop tgh jln, marah2, the next day baru sambung. doktor bodo2 belako.

Gossip Girl - blegh 2/1. serena van der woodsen baju ketat, low cut and skimpy short. one word comes to mind : stripper. just saying.

Two and a half Men - 3

Chuck - 3

Amazing Race - 3

Bones - 4/3

Dancing with the Stars - 4/3

Desperate Housewives - 4/3

Fringe - 4/3

Survivor - 4

Glee - 4

Breaking Bad - 4

Spartacus - 5

How I Met Your Mother - 5

now im waiting on true blood (promo posters mcm cikai gila), dexter (rating 10!! heh.) and weeds.

oh. bout spartacus. i know ramai perempuan bogel lalulalang kat background. at first rasa macam tengok porno ape je. but as the plot thickens, it really doesnt seem to bother me anymore. macam, eh, ntah2 memang betul pon romans/capuans hidup macam ni. anyways, at least it has a very strong storyline.

conclusion : friendlist dalam fb x boleh pakai. taste masuk longkang. sekian.

allergik dengan programming.

informatik paper was..ikghhh!! eh geli ok nak jawab. the idea of deciding to take informatik as the last paper completely eludes me. o yeah. because i thought i would end up with AWESOMENESS if i devout the whole sem only taking 2 papers. boy, was i wrong. should've kept paper senang yang menghafal-hafal. satu sem joli, satu weekend hafal. kemudian 1,0. hahah.

lets just hope i get 50/100. then i could start my BA.

gamba di bawah tidak berkenaan dengan entry terbaru..

i wish you guys were bigger. boleh guling-guling bersama, dok?

lil niece, mary soo.

heres a quickie.

to those who kept asking bout my 1st (not-so) new niece. born around the time i was back in malaysia for summer hols.

.

maryam soo binti zefferi soo. 6 months? 5 months now? erm i lost track.

she has more hair than me demmit! and yes. thats a laundry basket.

now back to stupid stupid setooopid programming paper. the one and the most hated engineering subject i've ever encountered. sensorics and microcontroller seemed kacang goreng compared to programming. but hey, at least this is my final and last paper. then BA and bye germany. bak kata heidi klum. auf wiedersehen!

now its sugar, spice and everything nice.

i wouldnt give a damn normally on new year eves/new years. but.

2009 has definitely been a struggle. emotionally, physically, intellectually, financially and socially.

couple of last versuchs, attempts to straighten my life, that stupid car accident that costs me +700€, frictions with people who matter the most, eating disorder(mostly contributed by kemalasan nak masak), moving into new apartment, blablabla.

with the most second guesses, this is by far the most humbling year.

so i'm glad. that these are over. leaving dysfunctionality behind.

2010 should be good.

now i need to find money.

World Cup 2010, you just wait for me. South Africa, here i come!!